419. Well balanced meals at Loveless Truck Stop

Every trucker knows that a well-balanced meal is an important part of life on the road. The Cafe at Loveless Truck Stop , open 24 hours, 7 days a  week,  is here for your bacon, eggs and hash breakfast and promises you a tasty start to  your day.  Ask for our Good Buddy Special and let us show you what we mean.

416. Shit that will get you landed in The Hoosegow

As a reminder:

Guests who run afoul of the rules at Loveless Motel will have an opportunity to think about what they've done at The Hoosegow, located at the Bunkhouse. Shit like the following, but not limited to this list, is guaranteed to fuck up your vacation. Remember, there's a sign above the door that reads "Fuck Around and Find Out"

1. Talking to a lifeguard while on duty

2. Stealing from the business or from a guest

3. Creating a safety hazard, such as loitering around the Laundry Room entrance 

4. Hustling without a "Certified Hustler" certificate

 5. Being nude in a non-nude area

 

237. Aluminum City - Full Hookup

Don't let the tidy appearance of this canary's nest fool you.  It's the perfect spot to start your day with some down and dirty dissipation 

147. Tastes like hay...

 The barn over at The Stables at Loveless Motel is a great place to sit back and take a load off....

144. Has your cowboy got a fever?

 The best way to check to see just how hot your cowboy is at Loveless Motel, is a never fail system using a rectal thermometer (of  sorts). Time to put him to bed and give him lots of fluids.