484. Upcoming - First Annual Loveless Motel Cat Show

 

Loveless Motel's First Annual Cat Show is fast approaching, and guests have sent in photos of themselves and their entries. "Snap" Wadmacher of Shutter Bug Camera Shop will be photographing the event with his best feline buddy, Litterace', the piano playing wonder cat, who also doubles as Snap's assistant, whenever a smile is required from a subject. "Snap" received the cat as a gift some time ago from a grateful guest Lee, for services rendered, who faithful readers may remember filled in for Paul at Ticklers Lounge after the waffle iron incident.  The exhibition will be held in the Footlight Fairies Cabaret venue, located off the lobby, which will be transformed into a small auditorium for the event.  Excitement is building as word gets around about the names of several high profile previous guests who have told us they can't wait to flaunt their pussies in front of an audience.

 

Guests entering the contest will be housed in a section of units in Aluminum City along Tin Can Alley, where several units have had carpet removed and tile laid down.  The park-like setting of the area is perfect for exercising your pussy, night or day.

A frequent guest, a well-known exhibitionist and practical joker has sent a photo of his "entry", but Nic the senior manager has called him, and good-naturedly thanked him for his effort, and to say that we recognize that his pussy has been photoshopped in -  nice try. Nic told him that he is "open" to another kind of "entry" and asked Psycho Randy to hold all his calls for 20 minutes.

482. Beware! J. Caesar and I. Da'Marche' - Accountants

Beware! It's that time of year again - dreaded income tax day is just a couple days away for small businesses, and Nic, the senior Manager of Loveless Motel has been directed by the tax accounting firm of Caesar and Da'Marche', Jule and Ignatz, (their best friends endearingly call them "Julia" and "Ida") to finalize and send forms to the IRS for the business's past year. March 15 in the private dining room at Birdwhistle's Tearoom is this year's luncheon to celebrate the work the three men have put into the job.  More than anything, as in years past,  attention will be paid to cocktails and food a good deal greater than money talk. 

On a personal level, Ignatz is an accomplished accordionist.  The two men met some years back at Ticklers, the piano bar at Loveless Motel, when  Ignatz was substituting for Paul, the blind piano player.  Jule, who loves opera, asked Ignatz if he knew the snappy male bonding tune, "Ah, Mes Amis" from The Daughter of the Regiment. That night, history was made in the bar, as Jule nearly pulled off the high C's required of the tune, drunk as he was, though Ignatz was asked never to come back, as the noise drove away half the clientele.  But the two men hit it off as Jule was able to demonstrate his ability to play the skin flute, apparently hitting the correct notes, as they have been pulling it off ever since.  They are shown here at their home in town, where they repeat the Donizetti performance annually for the locals, while warning them to stay off the lawn.

409. Ticklers Lounge future is set

Since Paul's unfortunate debilitating accident trying to warm his hand with a waffle iron, Ticklers Lounge will see a succession of fill-in performers, now that word is out in the trade.  Our serendipitous engagement of Polish-heritage claimant, Paul's famous pal Lee, who was vacationing at Aluminum City, has come to an end. But it appears he has graciously provided a long list of fellow ivory ticklers he's met over the years who, as he put it, will fit right in here at Loveless Motel.  Ticklers Lounge is always a popular destination for New Year's Eve, and for this round of bookings, our entertainment director has indicated his criterion for offering a gig well into the new year is as just as much for looks as it is for musical ability, and based on Lee's recommendations, it appears both will be satisfied. Ironically, Paul was blind and could just as well have sat at the piano bench with a bag over his head. 

396. Tickler's Lounge Entertainer Mishap and Resolution

In an odd twist of fate, Paul, the blind piano player who plays nearly every night at Tickler's Lounge, the piano bar located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, has been sidelined for a week. A certified hustler with a questionable sense of humor who was visiting his room told heavily inebriated Paul that a waffle iron was in fact a hand warmer, and consequently our musician has square burn marks on the palm and several fingers of his right hand.  

As luck would have it, Paul's pal Lee has just begun a two week vacation in 3 bedroom luxury trailer at Aluminum City, and has offered to step in for a few days while Paul recuperates. Some may recognize Lee, who has a reputation among a lucky few for having beefy thighs that could crack walnuts,  but we ask patrons to respect the privacy of our guests who are generally here incognito to experience some of the resort's more earthly delights

136. Ticklers Lounge: a piano bar - Loveless Venue

Did you know there's a piano bar at Loveless Motel? Ticklers Lounge has a congenial corner with a blind guy named Paul playing old show tunes, and plenty of stools around the baby grand. The house rule: nobody comes in here without a tie on (except for the piano player, who's a bit of a sloppy dresser). Come watch, listen and request your favorites. If you're brave, join the chorus!  Drinks are generous and conversation is on the house.