538. Dirty Pool Crew Takes a Break

 

Dirty Pool construction crew best pals take a break.  The remodeling, headed by Project Manager Rock Blockhead, is nearing completion and promises to fulfill the needs of those who need to get a load done, and have a brew and shoot a friendly game of pool while they wait for their laundry cycles to complete. The Vagabond Bar over at Aluminum City is currently the happening place for all who want to rack a set of balls, since the demolition of the 8 Ball Bar and Laundry Room. 

522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

 

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him once again.

"You'll have to remove all this shelving in the laundry room as well," Rock instructs the crew, pointing to the floor, "and rip up this old tile afterwards.  But be careful that you don't damage any of the laundry machines.  We'll be moving those to storage over at the Motor Pool until we build out the new space, so we can knock out this wall"

Rock works just as hard as any man on the crew - he likes to set a good example. A day's hard work has its rewards - the crew likes to yank his chain, and they frequently pull practical jokes on him, but he's a pretty good sport, as long as the work gets done on time. He's known for loyalty to his crew, and he's no stranger to an occasional pull and yank with a favorite after the shift. He says there's plenty of him to go around, and everybody eventually gets time with the boss. He likes to be efficient, so no hardhat is ever surprised when the boss starts blurting a crewman's annual review at the same time he's getting his hole spackled with Rock's big trowel.

516. Pragmatism

 

Since the closure of the Laundry Room guests have expressed concern that they have been taken to the cleaners on two counts.  The price of having laundry taken into town for dry-cleaning is exorbitant, and, they claim, the price of second hand clothing at Hard Tack General Store is being artificially jacked up to milk stranded vacationers out of money they would otherwise spend in the shops, bars and restaurants at Loveless Motel. 

In an effort to mitigate the situation, instead of being released from the Hoosegow into the custody of Hardtack Manager and Work Release coordinator Will U. Bonus, rule breakers will now do laundry duty in the abandoned early 20th century laundry building on the shores of Lake Loveless, where they will be supervised by interns, none of whom has been trained in the proper care of sequins, lame' or other disco apparel in general. This scheme was the brainchild of Uncle Joe, who has assured Nic the Senior Manager that guests will be asked to sign specific laundry-related waivers, and none of the interns will be used who were involved with the recent soft opening of Loveless Campground, except for being hung out to dry. 

 The entire enterprise will be short-lived anyway, as the fate of the Laundry Room and the 8 Ball Bar has been decided by the Love-Whistle Inc. Board of Directors. As of next week, crews will begin demolition of the wall separating the two spaces.  Combined, the new space will offer beer, billiards and a coin op laundry, and be rechristened "The Dirty Pool Bar"

496. Loveless Motel can take a hint...

A group of men loitering around the Laundry Room, sucking cock and petting a pussy, have caused a serious accident with a guest who has come in to check on the status of his load. Continual warnings coupled with outright willful defiance of simple rules haven't done the job. The Board, at the suggestion of Nic the senior manager, has decided to close The Laundry Room, and redesign the 8 Ball Bar, prompting its closure as well. Guests will be given the option to have their laundry done by staff when we do our sheets, or have it collected and sent into town for dry cleaning, all at the expense of guests who my be entirely innocent and obey posted rules.  Watch this space for a permanent solution, despite the evidence presented by guests to our establishment that "this is why we just can't have nice things."  In the meantime, remember our motto:  "Safety begins with thee and me". The Hoosegow and the dispensary will be busy tonight.  We have sent an internal memo to all staff members, including Certified Hustlers, reinforcing our belief that pussies get you into all kinds of bad trouble, and we have notified a guest that his cat escaped the Cat Show debacle, though it is still at large, and was last seen running in the direction of the soon-to-open Nutbush Campground.

459.Is there a doctor in the house?

 

Loveless Motel Dispensary has moved from its small quarters next to the Laundry Room (a locked closet with a first aid kit,  a few over the counter remedies such as Ex-lax, Kao pectate and castor oil, a stretcher and a straight jacket, with a clipboard hanging on a string, meant as a sign-out sheet), and is now located at 420 Tin Can Alley in Aluminum City, in a dedicated and distinctive unit, seen here, just arriving after having been purchased at an estate auction in town. The previous owner no longer has a need for the unit, as he was sued for medical malpractice after accidentally (barely) sedating a man who came in complaining of a bad hangnail and amputating his whole hand, and was found liable. But that's neither here nor there. Neither is the hand.

More importantly, the facility will be open 24 hours a day every day, under the capable direction of Dr. John Long (of "Your Penis and You" lecture series fame) His small team of medical helpers has been trained personally by himself, with recent emphasis on the extraction of lost gerbils. This new medical endeavor aligns with the Loveless philosophy of getting our hands dirty in every possible way on behalf of our guests; put another way, we aim to be all things to all lodgers. In the event that any of our guests need the services of someone purporting to be a medical professional, no appointment is needed, and fees are minimal, though tips are accepted, and barter is always up for discussion. You may walk in at any hour, and rest assured that protocols are nearly in place in the event an amputation is not required. Dr. John also informs us he is an adept anthropomorphic taxidermy hobbyist, but we'll save that story for another time.

 

427. Got a match?

Can you say awkward?  No-one in the office at Loveless Motel has notes indicating that more than 2 workers were needed to install a new doorway in the laundry room, so when the two gents were sent over, discovering that one puts up posts BEFORE putting up a 200 pound concrete lintel didn't occur to them until standing there with the block swaying overhead, they had had a 3 hour discussion about what to do. 

421. Laundry Room freeze fiasco forces plumbing face feeding frenzy

In a surprise overnight freeze in normally temperate January at Loveless Motel, the pipes in the poorly insulated laundry room have burst, and one of the washers froze mid-cycle, loaded with jockstraps and denim. As a result, management is taking bids for the job in a one-day frenzy of interviews. May the best plumber win!

As an aside, the collector whose jocks were frozen admits to a confidant that instead of his disco outfit, he mistakenly put his entire piss-and-cum-stained haul into the wash, thereby ruining the intrinsic value of the collection, rendering it worthless as sniff-bate material. He relates that he had spent days raiding the locker room of the Bunkhouse and had some prize specimens that were still damp from recently ejaculated spooge and drip. "But I look on the bright side," he said; "I'm here for another week, and as long as I don't get caught there's plenty more where they came from"

300. Final Warning - NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance

 A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler.  There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

298. Don't get caught behind the 8 Ball Bar

 Now that fall is upon us, the hot sunny days of summer are waning, and we've seen an uptick of guys seeking to stay warm at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the laundry room, behind the pool house at Loveless Motel.  A few dark corners, a juke box and two pool tables is all you need, it seems, along with a friendly bar tender. Clothing optional.  

However, due to its popularity, the small establishment tends to fill up quickly in colder weather, and the crowd spills over into the Laundry Room next door, which is off limits to bar patrons and must remain clear for the use of those wishing to actually do their laundry, rather than remove it from the man whose crotch is staring you on your face while you are on your knees in front of him, in the Laundry Room.

187. Hot and Wet

Some of our suites at Loveless Motel have private hot tubs on the patio or in a tiled area of the unit.  These have been popular and need to be booked well in advance, however we encourage those late arriving guests who were unable to plan ahead to ask, as from time to time we have to evict non-paying guests suddenly.  Recently, one became available because the lead guest on the reservation had been incarcerated indefinitely in our local detention center, the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse, for being among a group of men who had been warned not to crowd the door to the laundry room but did so anyway. Our incoming guest was very grateful.

 

164. Morning Construction work ongoing

 Lodgers staying at the Bunkhouse may encounter big sweaty ironmongers this weekend doing some work in service of a small detention center being built there. Work will be conducted between the hours of 10AM and 4PM. Loveless Motel has found it necessary to issue warnings as a first step, and then detain individuals who persist in hanging around the Laundry Room door, thereby endangering patrons, as a remedy.  As a reminder, crowding around doors is a safety hazard and strictly forbidden.

135. Bar Hopping at the 8 Ball Bar

Bar hopping - hitting the Leather bar crowd at the 8 Ball Bar at Loveless Motel on Saturday night, located behind the pool house next to the Laundry Room. Men dressed in appropriate gear are welcome, however if you saunter over from the Mauve Tavern or Ticklers Lounge, you will be likely barred from entry, unless you agree to have your coat and tie ripped off you in the dark room, in which case, you'll be promptly escorted to the back of the bar. Under no circumstances should you crowd around the entrance to the Laundry Room.

104. Queuing up at the Bunkhouse Lockerroom up at the Bunkhouse Lockerroom

The lockerroom after a game at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is always a busy place.  This guy has certainly noticed.  Rather than crowd around the door to see the sights that shouldn't be happening in the Laundry Room across the way, this is a much better place to hang out, or tuck in, as the case may be.  Call the front desk and book your stay in the Bunkhouse today.

70. Safety Hazard - The Laundry Room

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38. Keeping Safety In Mind...

 It has come to our attention that the door to the laundry room at times has become crowded, and that some of you are blocking access to an important component of our guests' stay.  Please do not loiter around the laundry room if you are not doing your laundry.  The management at Loveless Motel reminds you that easy exits and entrances to public facilities are an important safety feature of our establishment.  Thank you for your understanding.