546. Courtesy Car Dispatch - Loveless to Mile Marker 234

Would you pick this man up? A frequent guest has just called to the front desk at Loveless Motel from a pay phone at a rest stop at mile marker 234 on the state highway where he says he was approached by two men who held him up, took all but the coins in his pocket, and didn't steal his car but took his plates.  After  confirming the man had a reservation and recognizing his voice when he said "room 222", Psycho Randy asked him how it happened, he explained that his pants were down around his ankles and he had his knees under the partition of a stall in the men's room when an arm from the stall behind him reached in, took his wallet out of one pocket and his keys from another, and while his eyes were rolling back in his head from the quality of the blowjob he was receiving at the time, he didn't have the presence of mind to do anything about it except to yell FUCK YES!, after which he heard 3 people in other stalls applauding. "Not to worry sir, we'll send a courtesy van over to pick you up, and send a tow truck from the Motorpool. Room 222 is ready for you."  A frequent client of Snap Wadmacher, he's not camera shy.

507. A return to the attic

Keeping interns busy this time of year can be a challenge - the attic is always a safe choice on a list of weekend tasks.  One never knows what might be found, and the untold stories each picture might hold.

434. Loveless Truck Stop Stalker

Meet Gary - a townie who's been hanging out lately in the parking lot at Loveless Truck Stop. Not that the truckers are complaining - not by a long shot. Several long-haulers have told us Gary knows the score, and is happy to make a personal delivery to your cab. He tells us he's just doing good works, offering a helping hand whenever he can. Truckers say he makes every inch of a good buddy's slide electric because his pants aren't the only thing that's tight.

363. Loveless Motel v. Fawlty Construction LLC

Recent renovations have gone awry.  Local contractors DBA Fawlty Construction Co.  Was tasked with adding on to one of the stand alone units in the motor court section of Loveless Motel, and as demonstrated by some of our office personnel in a photograph taken as proof in court and marked "Exhibit A", a wall has collapsed, rendering the unit unrentable.  Our solicitors in town, Law firm known as Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, have filed a suit on our behalf. We expect a swift judgement, plus court costs.

319. Anything to get to Loveless Motel

 We don't care how you get here or what you have to do to get here - get here. Loveless Motel is waiting for you.

291. Happy to give directions for your incoming stay

"Thanks for calling Loveless Motel Booking Department - What are you wearing?"  Previous guests are familiar with the provocative greeting. Our booking office phone room is at the ready to assist with your every pre-arrival need, 24 hours day.  Our late night shift is handled by just two men, and invariably there are times when there may be a hold, especially when the conversation turns to wardrobe.

275. Roger is signing autographs

 Roger, a model from Zeus Studio, heard about us through the grapevine, and will be selling and signing autographs on his latest spread at After Midnight Arcade, where you can watch a movie, buy the latest physique magazines, and bedtime reading.  We hear he likes blondes and redheads, but never turns down a good offer, especially when a second cumming is likely.

221. Gettin all gussied up fer the daynce

 You can take a cowboy off his horse, but you can't wash the horse off a cowboy. The fellers at the Malamute don't give a hoot at Loveless Motel. If a prairie bath ain't yer speed, the Bunkhouse has group showers. 

185. Taylor from Dallas - an Intern receives a Promotion

One of our interns who hails from Dallas has just been promoted to Junior Manager at Loveless Motel (manager of what, we don't quite know yet) - Meet Taylor - he's apparently among those who believe that you should dress for the job you want, and lucky for us, places as much emphasis at undressing to to get the job you want, too. Ultimately, you can't help but hire a man who  knows how to put his hands in his pockets. Pocketpool never fails during an interview.

 

97. Tanline Target

No rush to get to breakfast at Loveless Motel.  Breakfast is served 24 hours a day.  We know you're busy!

 

41. Loveless Motel - Getting Here

 Some of the locals love our Sunday Tea Dance at Loveless Motel, but hired hands seldom have their own cars in this neck of the woods.  This  lonesome cowboy will do just about anything to get here.