321. Autumn on the beach at Loveless Motel

These lads hadn't even bothered to change when they hopped on a bus to Loveless Motel, on furlough from the nearby military base, Camp Nancy.  These two Nancy boys headed straight for the beach on the lake, which, they learned, is sadly closed this fall for renovations.  While here at the Bunk House, they'll be heading over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets to visit the proprietor, Dick Blunt, and stock up on some tobacco and talk shop. Dick doesn't smoke, but he and the boys share an affinity for collecting antique porcelain erotica and teacups.

250. Don't talk to the help

Your safety while you are with us here at Loveless Motel is our greatest concern. Please keep in mind that lifeguards on the beach at the lake find it hard enough to stay focused on doing their job, despite the many attempts by some of our more aggressive guests to divert their attention to their own more pressing needs.  Stalking lifeguards will get you beach bitches a few days in the Hoosegow, guaranteed.

 

249. Abandoned buildings down by the lake

 Some men have found out a secret about the lake -   just around the bend from the beach there's an old abandoned commercial area - locals know it well.  Loveless Motel is just full of surprises.

248. The stars are out on the lake

Loveless Motel is well known for the clientele it attracts.  You never know who you'll see on the beach at the lake.

 

247. Ed Fury Wind Warning

Weather forecast says it will be windy today, and that means on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel. Nipples to the wind, gentlemen.

246. Beach Workout

 Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel

245. Pack a Pouch for your Beach Day

 Loveless Motel has a scenic lake beach, teeming with wildlife, including our special guest, Mr. Vic Seipke, who's staying in room 222

242. Butt Pirates have landed at Loveless

 Loveless Motel is aaaaarghuably overdue for a lakeside invasion this summer from some of the locals who live around the perimeter of the lake, in their pirate finery.  Word is that they, and you, will find real treasure on the beach, in the dunes where they're looking for a hole and a place to bury it, and at You Crazy Beach Hut where you can cruise the swimsuit section and ask for a private fitting.  

216. Readjustment - Uncle Bob's Motto

 

Uncle Bob and nephew Bill are celebrating Billy's 21st birthday at Loveless Motel.  Bob's been hinting that he needs a little more room, and constantly having to readjust himself.  Some of the men on the beach found out that they are in room 222, and plan to stop by to help make Billy's birthday a memorable one, and assist with any adjustments needed by either man. You Crazy Beach Hut at the lake definitely has Bob's size, and Billy can tell you, Uncle Bob's motto is, if it doesn't fit, force it. 

165. Man overboard!

Early risers at Loveless Motel can witness lifeguard training this morning and tomorrow morning at the beach at Lake Loveless. In this example of last month's training exercise, the lifeguard pictured took so much time putting on his flippers that the fully clothed "guest" who had fallen out of a canoe drowned.  We commend the lifeguard, however, on being able to keep is cheaters on during the entire ordeal.

109. Touch or Tackle?

This man has come to Loveless Motel because he heard he'd be able to find someone to play with at the beach.

100. Loveless Venue - You Crazy Beach Hut - Water Sports, anyone?

Our beaches are prefect spots for snorkel or Scuba.  You Crazy Beach Hut has rental equipment, for above and below the water line. Lessons are available from any of our well equipped instructors.

 

44. Outdoor Playground

These gents are out and about the grounds at Loveless Motel today, and unquestionably have a beautiful assembly of assets, each one of which should be assiduously assessed.

39. Cabaret!

This evening's cabaret entertainment at Footlight Fairies Cabaret (located off the lobby) will be provided by renowned musician Manfred Hautflöte von Ungeschnitten, who has just completed a season with the  Garmisch-Partenkirchen Bell Ringers Society where he was the artist-in-residence.

He will be joined this evening by the well-know avantgarde interpretive-dance team of Benny Goebels (l) and his schnukiputzi, Max Shickelgrüber,(r) (known to many as famed Female Impressionist "Heidi Hö", seen here recently vacationing  near their home in a festive suburb of Buenos Aires, Argentina

17. Howdy, Ke-mo sah-bee, How!

 

You can always find a worthy pursuit at Loveless Motel.  Our resident archery instructor, Manuel, claims a touch of American Indian ancestry, and he's looking for real straight shooters.  Join him down by the  lake every morning at 10 for a special demonstration. Many guests marvel at his conversational abilities, notably his frequent enigmatic cursing in "Indian talk",  and often remark that it must be tough to be able to speak Indian. He generally shrugs it off and says "It's easy when you know how."