539. Monochrome and Sundays Always Get Me Down

Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is running a special - book a photo studio today for a session and we'll throw in the color film.  It seems Snap Wadmacher over ordered on his Kodak shipment so we have loads of the stuff.  Our photo studios offer privacy, and you'll get a professional look with Snap behind the camera.  Let's get you in here and oil you up, buddy!  Bring along your favorite prop, jockstrap, or friend, or let us supply you with one of ours. Get your Kodachrome ass (we don't want no monochrome) in here and stay away from the black and white blues this month, while supplies last!

437. Housekeeping slightly behind - check-ins delayed

We regret to inform those of you who've been waiting to check in by our promised 3 PM time, that due to a shortage of staff in housekeeping, as well as training issues, rooms will be assigned upon arrival but actual occupancy of rooms will be delayed until 7 PM today.  Existing staff  is working feverishly to clear the rooms, but the lack of domestic talent is made obvious by this documentary photo, indicating that when ironing linens, it does help to put the plug into a wall outlet.  Inconvenienced guests will receive a 10 percent discount on one meal in any of our restaurants.

431. Shutter Bug Camera Shop Winter Heating Repairs

Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, is welcoming an influx of customers using its photo suites this winter, and reminds clients to come dressed for the weather while its heating unit is being repaired. We can still catch those intimate moments with friends, even with their socks and hats on. Call and reserve a photo suite today!

357. Express yourself at Shutter Bug Camera Shop

Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is the perfect place to bring your creative ideas to fruition. Book a photo suite and private photographer today! It's our pleasure to assist and offer suggestions for a successful shoot. Sometimes creativity is nothing more than recognizing the low hanging fruit of ideas and capitalizing on them. Our private photographers are experts in recognizing and handling every opportunity that might present itself.

 

226. Sizing up your Cowboy

 Sizing up your cowboy is an important step as you contemplate a conjugal mosey.  Take that step at Loveless Motel this weekend - the Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse just about measures up.

5. The Fleet's In!

 The Fleet's in at Loveless Motel.  You'll find seamen no longer in short supply at Loveless Motel this week, and these randy lads are waiting for your bookings at Shutter Bug Photo Shop where you can rent a camera and the services of Barnacle Bill here for that in room session you've been dreaming about.