You've just walked into the Mauve Tavern for the first time at
Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel.
Once you answer these questions satisfactorily,
we'll review a few expectations with you and you will be contacted.
"Who are your people?"
"Where did you go to school?"
"What is your profession?"
"Who's your favorite designer?"
"Who is Maria Callas?"
"What is your shoe size?"
"Spell Ferragamo"
