535. Cruising Bathtub Rock

"Do we own that?"  Snap Wadmacher has been out traversing Nutbush Campground, drumming up business for Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, snapping pictures of campers, and got as far out as Bathtub Rock - his new name for the unusual rock outcroppings before entering a glacial plain, deciding to leave further exploration for another day.  Now back in the shop's dark room developing the day's work, Nic's question was answered by Snap's. "If you don't know, who does?"  Another question for the board, undoubtedly.  Whatever the answer, the land holdings of Lovewhistle, Inc. are vast and the answer is that the corporation owns land all the way to the large outcropping just beyond the green mound.   Campers are wasting no time discovering various activities closer to the amenities and wooded areas of the campground, however. They'll be able to collect their photos in 24 hours for a reasonable fee.

Snap, snapping. Who's snapping Snap?

Tree climbing

Using a divining rod to look for ground water

Posing at the picnic pavilion for Snap, who has a big weakness for thick uncut cocks and nearly-shaved men and very low hangers

Birdwatching

Ass riding

Hiking

Slowly counting to ten, and then struggling to remember the names of the rest of the numbers

Forage Stew for breakfast

384. Hoosegow Bound - Hit and Split nude arrest

Contrary to the rules, a guest was caught shopping nude at Hit and Split, the convenience store off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  Guests are reminded that the store and the lobby (and the parking lot during daylight hours) are the only places nudity is not allowed at the resort, because they have outside entrances easily accessed by the general public.  Flagrant disregard of the rules will land you a night in the Hoosegow, the detention center located at the Bunkhouse, where just about anything might happen, at the discretion of the staff of the facility.

339. Well, Tie me up and sing to me!

In lieu of cattle, cowboys at Loveless often practice their roping skills on random passersby over near The Stables, and as any real cowboy knows, there are three things you should never leave home without.  Your rope and your guitar.

 

252. Bunk Riding at the Hoosegow

So you fucked around and found out.  You talked to a lifeguard when the sign specifically said not to, and were caught.  You've been told you now have to spend a couple nights in detention in the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse with a number of other miscreants who just can't follow the simple rules at Loveless Motel. Consider yourself lucky.  The smell of bung and balls and a hard, relentless fuck will teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.