284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots

You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel.  Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of.  At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free.

131. Certified Hustler Topman Roll Call

Stop by the front desk and ask to glance through our binder of Loveless Motel Certified Hustlers.  Here's  a sampling of recent additions of guys who have told us that they enjoy being a topman.

129. Loveless Motel Certified Hustler Program

The management at Loveless Motel is pleased to announce a new program.  For a fee, you may now advertise your skills on the door of your unit with a removeable sign.  Rates are available for weekly, monthly, or annual display. Stop by  the front desk and ask to speak with the manager. Pictured are some of the men who have applied and are awaiting approval by the management.

128. The gentleman in room 222

The gentleman in room 222 has asked that we inform certain of our clients that he is entertaining other gentlemen who might be willing to provide a few favors for generous compensation.  Stop by anytime, he says.  Loveless Motel is always happy to help guests connect with ambitious and helpful fellows who seek fair trade in consideration for their time and effort.

 

4. The Welcome Committee

 You can spot a new arrival easily at Loveless Motel. Jimmy, our frequent guest and self-appointed welcome committee greets a new guest before he even checks in, grilling him about his breakfast plans.