477. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #54 - Rhinestudded

Rhinestudded

Getting fucked

by a German

-1970s-

"We took an excursion to Wankendorf, and by the time I made it out of the tearoom at the bus station I'd been Rhinestudded five times!"

431. Shutter Bug Camera Shop Winter Heating Repairs

Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, is welcoming an influx of customers using its photo suites this winter, and reminds clients to come dressed for the weather while its heating unit is being repaired. We can still catch those intimate moments with friends, even with their socks and hats on. Call and reserve a photo suite today!

422. Jock and denim thief on the loose

Guests of the Bunkhouse have been lodging complaints for a few days now regarding stolen jock straps and jeans that have gone missing when using the communal showers there.  Cowboys over at The Stables can really work up a sweat what with showing city boys the ropes and all, and it's just a natural thing for a cowboy to want to lather up with his buds while hanging his duds in a place they ought to be secure.  The mystery is deepened and particularly concerning, as some of the cowboys have been working on ripening their jocks for months, and the prospect of going into town looking for new jockstraps doesn't thrill anyone except maybe the salesmen in the JCPenney or Sears men's clothing departments, though some of the cowboys don't complain too much if they get hold of a townie who wants to provide a personal fitting.

371. How do you like your meat?

At Loveless Truckstop Cafe', customer satisfaction is king.  Whether you have wandered over to the cafe' from Loveless Motel or from Aluminum City Trailer Court, or just pulled into the parking lot with your big rig, getting your order quickly and just the way you like it is the goal.  How do you like your meat?

359. 8 Ball Bar "After Hours"

Last call at the 8 Ball Bar at Loveless Motel doesn't necessarily mean it's time to go back to your room.  Sometimes we just lock the doors and ask a select few to stick around.

 

347. Loveless Truckstop Weekend

Loveless Truckstop has a loyal good buddy customer base that keeps men coming back for more. A man can stop by, got a hot meal and take a hot shower, drop his rig overnight, and head over to the motel for a few hours and cut loose. Popular among lots of truckers is the 8 Ball Bar, a 10 minute walk from the diner. Truckers always make room to carry the right gear for the right bar.

344. Dust off that Gladiator gear!

Ever-popular Gladiator get-ups always save the day, if you forgot a costume. Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you can't wear what you were going to wear anyway to Loveless Motel. You might not even make it out of your room! Like we said, cum as you are...

318. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #37 - Nora Naugahyde

Nora Naugahyde

Someone who wears

leather in order to assert

his dubious masculinity

-1960s-

"Get a load of Nora Naugahyde.  I've got as much butch in my left little toe as he does in his whole closet of that leather drag!"

314. Two Balls at the Eight Ball Bar

This hot trio put on a show at the 8 Ball Bar the other night - the guys who had wandered over from the Bunkhouse got more than an eyeful in this Loveless Motel leather lovers hotspot.

300. Final Warning - NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance

 A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler.  There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

298. Don't get caught behind the 8 Ball Bar

 Now that fall is upon us, the hot sunny days of summer are waning, and we've seen an uptick of guys seeking to stay warm at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the laundry room, behind the pool house at Loveless Motel.  A few dark corners, a juke box and two pool tables is all you need, it seems, along with a friendly bar tender. Clothing optional.  

However, due to its popularity, the small establishment tends to fill up quickly in colder weather, and the crowd spills over into the Laundry Room next door, which is off limits to bar patrons and must remain clear for the use of those wishing to actually do their laundry, rather than remove it from the man whose crotch is staring you on your face while you are on your knees in front of him, in the Laundry Room.

253. Tip: chaps prevent rugburn

 At Loveless Motel, even our deluxe carpeting can be cause for concern if you find yourself straddling a new buddy's chest on your knees while you fuck his face.  That grinding action can do a number on your knees when the heat of the moment takes over.  Chaps can help your knees, and our carpets!  Head over to Hard Tack General Store for all your used leather goods needs.

252. Bunk Riding at the Hoosegow

So you fucked around and found out.  You talked to a lifeguard when the sign specifically said not to, and were caught.  You've been told you now have to spend a couple nights in detention in the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse with a number of other miscreants who just can't follow the simple rules at Loveless Motel. Consider yourself lucky.  The smell of bung and balls and a hard, relentless fuck will teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.

231. Loveless Motel Smoking Policy

 What smoking policy?  The policy is to pay for and not bum your cigarettes. Never heard of such a thing. It's 1962 at Loveless Motel, and we sell candy cigarettes in the gift shop for you to take home to your little bastards, or your brother's kids.  You can get any tobacco product you desire and smoke all you want, anywhere you like.  Check out Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Try to use the ashcans around the property. You can buy souvenir ashtrays at Hit and Split - that's why we don't have fancy printed ones in the bars, bub, for you to steal. Or use the parking lot or a dance floor.  Please don't dump your car ashtrays in the parking lot, however. Wait til you're down the road a piece to do that.

178. On furlough, headed for Loveless

On furlough and headed for summer vacation at Loveless Motel, our soldier says he got off at the local bus station to get a cab to the motel, but needed to take a piss. Thinking he'd got what he came for, he reckoned he might as well save some scratch and just turn around and take the next bus back.  Then he remembered the 48 hour cancellation policy, and so, dear reader, should you.

174. 4th of July Leather Picnic

Some of the Leathermen will be hosting a biker picnic over near the Silver Bullet Bar across from the Stables at Loveless Motel. Wanna ride?

159. Fluffer Intern Program

Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel is looking for interns who are interested in aspects of working in the film trade.  Our inhouse studio is looking for men who can motivate our performers by keeping them focused on the task at hand. The perfect candidate keeps a guy interested and gets him ready for the film shoot. Auditions are required.