416. Shit that will get you landed in The Hoosegow

As a reminder:

Guests who run afoul of the rules at Loveless Motel will have an opportunity to think about what they've done at The Hoosegow, located at the Bunkhouse. Shit like the following, but not limited to this list, is guaranteed to fuck up your vacation. Remember, there's a sign above the door that reads "Fuck Around and Find Out"

1. Talking to a lifeguard while on duty

2. Stealing from the business or from a guest

3. Creating a safety hazard, such as loitering around the Laundry Room entrance 

4. Hustling without a "Certified Hustler" certificate

 5. Being nude in a non-nude area

 

322. Getting a start on the weekend

 At this rate, these gents may not need to visit the clubs at Loveless Motel - their suite seems to be well stocked for an evening's entertainment.

292. Motor Pool emergency repairs

Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.

288. Mutual Frisking

 Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.

185. Taylor from Dallas - an Intern receives a Promotion

One of our interns who hails from Dallas has just been promoted to Junior Manager at Loveless Motel (manager of what, we don't quite know yet) - Meet Taylor - he's apparently among those who believe that you should dress for the job you want, and lucky for us, places as much emphasis at undressing to to get the job you want, too. Ultimately, you can't help but hire a man who  knows how to put his hands in his pockets. Pocketpool never fails during an interview.

 

84. Loveless Book Club Meeting

Just Kidding! Packing the right reading material should never be over-thought when planning a visit to Loveless Motel. You won't have time to read.

41. Loveless Motel - Getting Here

 Some of the locals love our Sunday Tea Dance at Loveless Motel, but hired hands seldom have their own cars in this neck of the woods.  This  lonesome cowboy will do just about anything to get here.

34. Secret Handshake

 You might think Loveless Motel guests have a secret handshake greeting.  While we can't confirm or deny, what's a little crotch grabbing between new friends?