Showing posts with label Mauve Tavern. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mauve Tavern. Show all posts

Saturday, March 9, 2024

479. The Ten Commandments Club

 

There have always been secret groups, societies, meetings and affiliations of men. The origin of Loveless Lodge was rooted on the principle that a location should exist for a clientele which sought a place of guaranteed near-anonymity and discretion, as envisioned and fulfilled by founders Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle. At Loveless Motel, a certain group of Mauve Tavern regulars also count themselves as members of The Ten Commandments Club.


Not advertised among the Tavern's general clientele, its associates do not generally congregate there as one might at a clubhouse, but generally clandestinely book a tin can in Aluminum City now that it is up and running but in prior years took a suite in town for the club's specific purposes, even while maintaining simultaneous bookings at Loveless Motel, in order to maintain the discreet nature of the club's business. Membership is generally held by The Mauve's more well-heeled professional clientele - young men are a rarity within its fellowship, given the life experiences necessary to meet its rules, which are more probably found in a well-seasoned gentlemen. Long conversations initiated by a member with an interesting looking prospect might start at a barstool in the tavern. Then with a predetermined signal given by one member to another nearby, indicating certain conditions have been met, a move to a more private table would occur, and the two would be joined by the accomplice. 

This method has been perfected over the years, and is adhered to by those participating in acquiring new members. A prospect has no way of knowing he is being interviewed or about to be hooked. By necessity, things will generally progress to a more horizontal approach elsewhere. It is quite amazing when one thinks about it, that any current prospect will come from the pool of select gentlemen who have already been subjected to the elimination round faced by all Mauve Tavern customers, who were able to successfully spell "Ferragamo."




It's also true that, not by happenstance, each member is devastatingly good looking,(however subjective a judgement that might be) practically on the level of popular matinee idols. In fact, there have been two members who attained that level of fame, flirtatiously inviting personal upheaval; a fellow member not in that specific category of fame had even said in conversation while accompanying his idol to one of his premieres, while they were seated together in the dark, watching the actor's flickering performance as he dashed across the screen in an open shirt, the camera and lighting catching the beading sweat on his hirsute chest in his latest pirate epic, "My, but can you even imagine losing all of that?" The answer was a curt "That kind of talk can get a man killed" which earned a sniggering retort of "Maybe so, but you know it wouldn't count."

It's numbers, by rule, are only increased by one annually , though some years no worthy postulant is found. There are those reunions during which several of its members convene at Loveless Motel though the norm is that a smaller number might be in attendance for an initiation. Group members must have broken each of the Ten Commandments. Members meet annually to initiate an inductee, by witnessing the last sin remaining on the man's list, in progress, the group then celebrating his accomplishment by indulging in acts of physical intimacy, generally recorded on film. This year, the candidate's remaining sin is theft. Coincidentally, no opportunity has arisen to witness a violation of the 6th commandment, a condition which has therefore been verifiably fulfilled by all club members, though in its meetings, the subject of the possibility of such an event has been debated, and not ruled out.


Saturday, January 27, 2024

438. Invitation to the Dance

Even in the dead of winter, the beat goes on and it's raining men at Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby.  If you need a break, slip through the swinging doors in back of the dance floor and into the lush life that is The Mauve Tavern.  

Of course, if your look isn't up to par in the tavern, you'll be told to get the fuck out.  These bitches are serious!

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

358. Can't spell "Ferragamo" - no Mauve Tavern for you!


Our handsome, mature guest Carter recently heard a knock at his door, and when he opened it, no one was there, but this note was taped to it: 

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Carter, but in reviewing your recent answers during your interview, the group feels that you are not quite the right fit for our gatherings at the Mauve Tavern. We hope you'll enjoy some of the other options here at Loveless Motel, such as Ticklers Lounge, and there is a contingent of our members who are hoping to bump into you at the Silver Bullet Bar."

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

262. "We met at the Mauve Tavern"

The Mauve Tavern has long been a favorite among our more discerning gentlemen who want to escape the noise and clamor of Smarty Pants Disco.  Just enter the disco off the lobby and through the purple swinging doors in the back.  Mature men are welcome, and a diverse, quieter crowd ensures a pleasant evening for all.  Attire? ...Depends...

 

Sunday, June 25, 2023

135. Bar Hopping at the 8 Ball Bar

Bar hopping - hitting the Leather bar crowd at the 8 Ball Bar at Loveless Motel on Saturday night, located behind the pool house next to the Laundry Room. Men dressed in appropriate gear are welcome, however if you saunter over from the Mauve Tavern or Ticklers Lounge, you will be likely barred from entry, unless you agree to have your coat and tie ripped off you in the dark room, in which case, you'll be promptly escorted to the back of the bar. Under no circumstances should you crowd around the entrance to the Laundry Room.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

64. Woops - Wrong Room...

A group of The Mauve Tavern Happy Hour guests staying in the Suites wing of Loveless Motel have just noticed that a group of men staying at the Bunkhouse have just arrived, and will be redirecting them to the beer bust.  Looks like Judgment Day has arrived too...

Friday, June 9, 2023

25. Happy Hour at the Mauve Tavern in Smarty Pants Disco

At Loveless Motel, Smarty Pants Disco, located off the lobby, has a back bar called The Mauve Tavern. Through two swinging doors, you'll be surrounded by lots of gold-framed antique mirrors on a deep purple velveteen wall fabric, the glow of soft pink diffused lighting, with long gold speckled vinyl banquettes, tiny tables for two, and deep orange shag carpet throughout, accessed along a 40 foot meat rack standing-only bar- a runway of sorts.  Our Happy Hour hideaway is just the ticket, especially on Friday nights, when it's the kickoff to the weekend. It's strictly cruise, often transactional. Barter and trade, buy and sell. Many locals attend, their eyes fixed on who walks through the door. Can you say "judgmental" and "heavy cruise?"  Don't be intimidated. It's just their quaint style.  The Bobbsey Twins are all grown up now.