374. Motor Pool Jacks

Guests making their way over to the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel will find that the garage closes down at 7PM and is dedicated to an alcohol-free play zone, under the supervision of the Head Mechanic and chief hose handler, "Sparky" McMasterson.  Admission is free, and Sparky says no one leaves without being glad he came.

269. Practicing for the big event

 Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, hosts a Jackoff party and contest - check the event card found in your room for dates and times. These fellas are practicing for the "Helping Hand Trio" event in which the goal is to have all members of a trio cum as quickly as possible while being jacked by a buddy.  It's harder than you think!  The first group to finish wins a breakfast snack coupon from the Hit and Split and a gift certificate from You Crazy Beach Hut

263. Pounding out the competition at the Bates Motel

Longtime guests of Loveless Motel will no doubt remember the nearby Bates Motel and the friendly and informal competitions held on that property, with categories such as Quickest Cummer, Longest Edge, and Biggest Load, and the grand prize, the Master Bator, awarded to the man who had the best average overall in the combined categories. These memorable legacy events are now part of our activity offerings on the main stage at The Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby

132. Book, Pay, Play, "Click!"

 When you book a Certified Hustler at Loveless Motel, you have an option  for an additional fee to hire a professional photographer from Shutter Bug Camera Shop to come in and take some shots of your encounter.  We provide here some recent shots of deadbeat guests whose checks have bounced.  You can purchase 8x10 glossies at the Shutterbug, or preorder the annual "Loveless Deadbeats" coffee table book just in time for Christmas, bound in Corinthian Leather, which makes a "loveless" gift! (A portion of the sales goes to any Certified Hustlers who may have been stiffed)

37. No such thing as a stranger

It never ceases to amaze when we hear from our guests after they have left that they had the best time, and that it's true that there's no such thing as a stranger at Loveless Motel.