503. Going Bananas for Breakfast

Are you a fussy man?  Loveless  Motel invites you to get your assiduous ass over here, via car, bus, plane, train, bicycle, or banana boat where you can be as fastidious with your fucktool as you want, as long as you eat a good breakfast at one of our fine or fast dining establishments. Call one of our booking agents today, and tell him your looking for a punctilious Pogue with a tight puckerhole who wants to see your big banana and show you how to peel it.  And as always, your agent will start the conversation with "Welcome to Loveless Motel - what are you wearing?" Rates may apply.

Peel and stick it, buddy.

420. In case you missed NYE at Footlight Fairies Cabaret

New Year's Eve this year included a stellar lineup of coverboys, flesh fantasies, D list opera singers, and Mariachi rockers.  Who could ask for anything more at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  In related news, one performer expired (luckily off stage and after his performance) of lead poisoning due to an overapplication of metallic makeup, and the audience was so blitzed that the sound of an arriving ambulance was assumed to be just part of the show at neighboring Smarty Pants Disco.

411. Talking Dirty is my Second Most Favorite Anonymous Thing to Do

At Loveless Motel, the guy you eyed across the dancefloor last night is describing in detail how his morning is going. The party-line is hopping this morning, and there are even a few familiar voices. Nic, a senior manager, is also in on the fun. If your verbal skills are a bit rusty, or you're a bit of a novice, you can take Nic's class, held on any rainy Tuesday in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, entitled "Talking Dirty is My Second Most Favorite Anonymous Thing To Do"

357. Express yourself at Shutter Bug Camera Shop

Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is the perfect place to bring your creative ideas to fruition. Book a photo suite and private photographer today! It's our pleasure to assist and offer suggestions for a successful shoot. Sometimes creativity is nothing more than recognizing the low hanging fruit of ideas and capitalizing on them. Our private photographers are experts in recognizing and handling every opportunity that might present itself.

 

285. Those Crazy Guys!

 If tight, fresh and low hangers are your thing, feast your eyes.  Summer is time for our Tanline and Tush contest at the lake at Loveless Motel.  The winner gets a lickin'.

197. You get what you pay for...or what you deserve

We realize that not all our guests at Loveless Motel may need the fashion advise of our eager and expert staff at Suit Up, located off the lobby, and remind those budget-minded souls that there is a large gap between the right outfit and the wrong outfit. Walk Socks?

 

149. Ten Cents a Dance

The old picture box up in the attic is a testament - Loveless Motel hosted great parties then, just as it does now - these lads kick up their heels to the strains of an unknown orchestra. Those picture boxes up there are a bottomless source of wonder - even an old celluloid reel occasionally pops up. 

129. Loveless Motel Certified Hustler Program

The management at Loveless Motel is pleased to announce a new program.  For a fee, you may now advertise your skills on the door of your unit with a removeable sign.  Rates are available for weekly, monthly, or annual display. Stop by  the front desk and ask to speak with the manager. Pictured are some of the men who have applied and are awaiting approval by the management.