542. Poolside - No holes barred

 

Today we're asking the musical question: If a cowboy pokes his head out of the pool, what would he expect his view to be at Loveless Motel?  Even though it's not quite summer, some gents are enjoying the crisp, clear water, and the sights and sounds of the approaching summer season.  You may arrive alone, but you won't be unpaired very long.  We expect to meet your expectations at Loveless Motel.

These two pulled into the parking lot with their radiator overheated, and once they got checked in, parked the car over at the Motor Pool for a quick once-over by our team of qualified mechanics, and headed directly for the pool.  Once you're checked in, you don't need a ticket - there's usually a free show poolside, anywhere you look. We're not quite done with the musical questions: is it no holes barred or no holds barred?  We're using holes, so to speak.

526. New, New, New! Poolside Mats for the Summer / Menu Items!

Responding to an advertisement he saw recently in a resort trade publication, Taylor from Dallas, the Loveless Motel Junior Manager, ordered a pallet of 20 boxes  of 30 lb. Institutional Size Cheez-it crackers in order to get 20 free inflatable pool mats in the iconic shape of the savory crackers, complete with the center hole, and forgot to tell anyone about it. A few guests have already had the pleasure of putting the mats to use on the deck, and report that they do the trick and can be wiped down with a damp sponge if need be.

Challenged with what to do with 600 pounds of orange crackers, Birdwhistle's Tearoom Head Chef Biff Wellington told Nic, the Senior Manager, "The summer months will be prime time to move the "dainty" tidbits,"  When he heard of his wafer windfall he sent Nic an interoffice menu:  "I've taken the liberty of creating some sample menu items on a list that should make good use of the product. This of course, is just a start"

306. Celebrity Guests at Loveless Motel

Loveless Motel is the favorite vacation spot of several high profile Hollywood Types who often arrive incognito, often checking in under pseudonyms. Mr. Biff McTosser is a recent example. Shown here, he executes the secret wave known to only some of those at Loveless Motel, which translated means, "Hi there - don't I know you from the Mauve Tavern?" Psycho Randy is beside himself...nearly passed out when Biff checked in.

211. Pool Buddy

 Virtually all our outdoor areas are clothing optional, making it extremely easy to make new friends at the pool at Loveless Motel. As a reminder, the lobby and any other venue which has a public entrance directly from the parking lot are non-nude zones.

66. The Pool Guy

Today's the day to relax by the pool at Loveless Motel where long poles are part of the standard equipment. Often a frequent guest during the winter months, where he holes up to write pulp novels, he checks in under his nom de plume, Hardy Rider.  During the summer months, he works the busy seasonal shifts in trade for lodging and meals. Meet Martin Cox.

57. Heavy Lifting

 Poolside at Loveless Motel is a great place to do some heavy lifting. Need someone to spot you, buddy?

44. Outdoor Playground

These gents are out and about the grounds at Loveless Motel today, and unquestionably have a beautiful assembly of assets, each one of which should be assiduously assessed.

42. Sunday Tea Dance - Pool Party

 Sunday's Tea Dance at Loveless Motel takes place in every nook and cranny around our place, including pool side...where dancing may take many forms...

29. Don't I know you from somewhere?

 You'll bump into old friends around the pool at Loveless Motel.  Book your room today! Last weekend seems like such a long time ago...

12. Employee Appreciation

Things will be heating up at Loveless Motel this summer.  The pool will be the place to be - clothing optional, naturally.  Here's one of our maintenance men enjoying some of his free time before the summer rush.