273. Couldn't sit down for a week

 Psycho Randy the desk clerk has finally reported in, and said that during one of the rope demonstrations he was handed a cocktail, and the next thing he knew, he awakened in his staff bedroom with his ankles and wrists with red marks around them, when a tall black guy walked in from the living room totally naked and asked if ne needed any additional plumbing services, and laughed.  Randy thought about it for a couple seconds, and decided he could wear a long sleeve shirt to work, and didn't mind standing through his shift.

269. Practicing for the big event

 Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, hosts a Jackoff party and contest - check the event card found in your room for dates and times. These fellas are practicing for the "Helping Hand Trio" event in which the goal is to have all members of a trio cum as quickly as possible while being jacked by a buddy.  It's harder than you think!  The first group to finish wins a breakfast snack coupon from the Hit and Split and a gift certificate from You Crazy Beach Hut

250. Don't talk to the help

Your safety while you are with us here at Loveless Motel is our greatest concern. Please keep in mind that lifeguards on the beach at the lake find it hard enough to stay focused on doing their job, despite the many attempts by some of our more aggressive guests to divert their attention to their own more pressing needs.  Stalking lifeguards will get you beach bitches a few days in the Hoosegow, guaranteed.

 

66. The Pool Guy

Today's the day to relax by the pool at Loveless Motel where long poles are part of the standard equipment. Often a frequent guest during the winter months, where he holes up to write pulp novels, he checks in under his nom de plume, Hardy Rider.  During the summer months, he works the busy seasonal shifts in trade for lodging and meals. Meet Martin Cox.