173. The Pursuit of Happiness

 This month's issue of One is in - stop by Hit and Split, our convenience store at Loveless Motel, for your July 1964 copy!

172. Come Sit on Uncle Sam's Lap!

Uncle Sam will be making a visit today in the lobby of Loveless Motel.  Stop by and have your picture sitting on his lap.  Sam's a switch hitter, we heard, so maybe he'll sit on yours.