529. The Bunkhouse - overcoming a hostel environment

Planning a vacation can be a stressful enterprise, especially from the money angle. You've heard about Loveless Motel, and you can't wait to get here, but the prices of rooms, approaching an astronomical 25 bucks a night seems out of reach. And the whole point of a vacation is to mingle, to hang out, to be with other guys, so a camping option when you are alone, especially when you're not in an introspective mood makes pitching a tent on an ant hill seem pretty fucking depressing. What's a man to do?

Come to The Bunkhouse! At 12 bucks a night, our economical hostel gets you the camaraderie you crave, with a smorgasbord of men, from cowboys to college types and everything in or out of a uniform, all on full view in the communal showers, locker rooms, dorms, and latrines. For a few extra bucks, wander downstairs to The Tubs, a two story stellar cellar full of amusing diversions. The  Pub and Grub in the Bunkhouse lobby has a taco buffet  on Tuesday, and budget eats all the time. Steps away, the Malamute Saloon has the cheapest beer on property. Even if that guy you've been stalking all night long in the saloon isn't showing an interest, you can always track him down when he needs to take a piss, and he'll never know who was on the other side of the partition. Every stall has a hole. You never need to leave the building to have a great time. Call the booking office today!

502. Just kidding...

 

Holy Monday, its April 1st! and we advise you to be on the lookout for your fellow lodgers who are up to no good, at your expense. Burning bags of feces, super-glued locks, rubber cement on toilet seats, and missing sock mates are all known to occur. Don't be surprised if a bus full of bull dykes pull into the parking lot, or the the crew of the SS Flow storm the beach of Lake Loveless dressed in drag, from Yodeling Canyon Campground, the all gal resort across the lake, demanding to be let into Mauve Tavern. It's all in a day's work at Loveless Motel.

429. Big Bones found during Nutbush Campground excavation

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377. Bunkhouse Reading Room

You'd think that there would be better things to do than read at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel, what with a 2 story bathhouse with a waterfall in the basement, but for some guys, old habits die hard. For such tastes, you'll find a stack of "reading material" on the service desk in the lobby of the Bunkhouse, where you're welcome to have a beer and a periodical at Pub and Grub, or take a fag mag down the hall, first door on the right for more immediate needs.

334. Overheard: Marriage proposal at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel?

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296. Now Showing at After Midnight Arcade

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295. Family Fun - Kissin Cousins

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294. Mustard Sweaters are "In" this fall at Loveless Motel

 Mustard and brown will be the "in" colors this fall, says our in-house fashion expert Mr. Billy Swallows, seen here on his lunch break, a few steps away from his duties at Suit Up, our very own atelier at Loveless Motel.

293. Bunkhouse Wreck Room

 Anyone who's stayed at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel knows it's virtually impossible not to find a date on a Saturday Night (or several), before or after you actually spend time in the bars or disco at our busy resort. Frequent guests call the first floor rest room at the Bunkhouse the Wreck Room

222. Show Hard!

The Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel pours a big mug and puts a head on it, but sure enough, it'll catch up to ya...and there's always a cowboy waitin' to watch and have some second hand beer.