533. ¡Mi caballo es muy caliente!

Loveless Motel celebrates the rich diversity, culture and sabor of our guests - one of the gentlemen, Rod, in Room 222 asked for Snap Wadmacher to come in and do a photo shoot with some Cinco de Mayo props, and as luck would have it, Rod's a bit of a show off and has a sense of humor to boot. Vivid color and black and white film were used to capture the mood, hot horse cock and all.  Like Snap says, "What business goes on at Loveless is nobody's business but Loveless' business."

520. Staff Member - Publicist and Communications Manager Callum Z. Blabber

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449. Certified Hustler Wins Big at Dick Blunt's

It isn't every day that one of our Certified Hustlers at Loveless Motel has good luck twice on the same day. So Irving here says he walked into Dick Blunt's Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, bought a pack of reds and a couple scratch tickets and BAM, one of them produced a $75 winner! So it's his day off and he decides to catch a bus to town and BAM, a flush business-type townie needs to get fucked real bad. Lucky Irving, lucky townie! Fucking Marlboro Reds! Talk about a busman's holiday!  

448. Hump Day Writer's Block at Loveless Motel

 

Hard has he might try, he's distracted: being staff writer/publicist chronicling the antics of our lodgers at Loveless Motel can be tough, especially when he's temporarily displaced from his room because his traveling buddy decided to have an all day orgy and he has a deadline. The punters want their tall tales and dirty gossip, and it's already fucking Wednesday. But what's he doing typing? He should have stayed for the fun, and chalked it up to "research". 

300. Final Warning - NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance

 A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler.  There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

282. Smokers Club at Loveless

 Those seeking a good smoke can head over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby.  The camaraderie there is undeniable, and newly made friends often get together in small groups to share a blunt of one kind or another, heading back to their private rooms to relax, swap stories and bodily fluids.

234. Dick Blunt's "Uncles"

Dick Blunt, tobacconist extraordinaire at Loveless Motel, shares with us some of his private photo collection including a rotogravure of his two "uncles", Mr. Thaddeus B. Packin, and Mr. Peter S. Tirring, standing outside their photography studio, who met years back in the steam room of a gentlemen's club at which they were both members, in Kalamazoo, Michigan.  Dick says they broke him in pretty good, and eventually fronted him the money for his first business venture as an agent for male circus performers, such as sword swallowers, muscle men, contortionists and the occasional geek.

233. Reliable Taste

Like they say, if you're not quite sure whether or not you'll like the taste of something, you'll never know until you commit to putting it in your mouth.  Loveless Motel is eager to satisfy all your tastes, and fulfill your needs at Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets.

214. Second Date

 These two fellows  met 2 nights ago at the Bunkhouse, and are now inseparable.  They're getting a room at Loveless Motel, enjoying even more services such as fresh designer linens, daily newspaper and evening turndown service.  And as soon as we catch the guy who's stealing the towels, newspaper and chocolates, he's headed straight for the Hoosegow!

53. Marlboro Man

 

Need a quick smoke?  Get your favorite brands in dispensing machines in each of our bars and near the ice machines on each floor.  If you prefer a man to provide you with a cigarette, you can purchase a pack over the counter at Hit and Split, our 24 hour convenience store, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.