528. Loveless Venue: Hockaday's Moneymaker Pawn Shop

  

"Let's open a pawn shop!"  That was the discussion among six nude hiking friends who encountered three balls sitting in the middle of an open field a year ago, at what is now Loveless Motel's Nutbush Campground.  It's not surprising or suspicious that guys would leave their balls exposed to the elements at Loveless - it was probably a group of  Townies who got caught in a storm and had to make a dash for it, leaving the balls behind.  But it was auspicious, as "Jock" Hockaday realized when he made the declaration to his buddies. Jock's pal Narcissus "Narc" Blatz, the beer heir and frequent Loveless guest, agreed on the spot to front the money, as he held the camera that took this picture.  As its sudden and silent patron,  the generous hophead had only one proviso; though he'd played with each and sometimes all  of the assembled group, the name of the shop had to pay homage to his favorite, and the papers were drawn up by Loveless Motel's legal team of Pounds, Butts and Bates, LLC, as "Hockaday's Moneymaker."  It would be easy to staff the place, considering the self-employed status of group members, each a Certified Hustler in good standing...even better in other positions.

The thriving business is located off the lobby and has a steady stream of pledgors, guys who are looking to get a loan to finance a night with a hustler, or a barhopping binge during a weekend stay, or finance entire vacations.  Most often the pawn tickets are never redeemed - the interest is a whopping twenty percent a month. Brethren, Hockaday's  has got you by the balls!

428. Loveless Motel builds Nutbush Campground

In the spirit of continually offering new experiences for our guests, and in keeping with our roots, going back to the hunting lodge first built by founders Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, Loveless Motel announces commencement of the construction of Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel.  Crews are hard at work, and despite that perpetual priapic state, they are still getting a lot done, and with our temperate winter weather, we project an opening date of early spring.  Located in the rustic area just beyond the back of Aluminum City, and roughly adjacent to the area of The Stables and the Silver Bullet Bar, the project will complete the vision of fun in the outdoors, including cabins, tent sites, and plenty of nature trails, as well as a camp store, communal showers and latrines. 

423. Hard Tack General store receives jockstrap consignment

 

Hard Tack General Store at Loveless Motel tells us they have just received a good quantity of freshly laundered jock straps and denim jeans in several sizes. Hard Tack specializes in used cowboy, denim, uniform and leather gear, often left behind by guests, consigned, or purchased in the local town. Our work-release program offers gainful employment to those errant men who have been released from the Hoosegow where they've spent time for breaking the rules of our establishment, and some of the gents acquire a work ethic and personal polish which allows them to graduate into our Certified Hustler program. Stop by Hard Tack General Store for the best in personal service and merchandise selection. Manager Will U. Bonus is eager to personally see to each customer's needs, and guides the progress of his work-release charges with a firm hand.

Manager Will U. Bonus

"If you plan to shoplift, let us know"

382. Toys for Boys demonstrations this weekend!

Stop over to Toys for Boys, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, for a demonstration of the newest item in our toybox, "The Intruder".  Every purchase comes with a jar of lube and a smile. You may choose to be the subject or the object of the demonstration. Absolutely no refunds.

336. It's all in the way it's wrapped at Packaged Goods!

If you get home and realize that you missed your opportunity to stock up on great underwear at Packaged Goods!, our men's undergarment shop located off the lobby, never fear. Just write to Loveless Motel and include a 10 cent stamp, and we'll send out our latest mail-order catalog.

330. New Loveless Venue- Mr. Dick Gee's Hair and Now

Loveless Motel is excited to announce a new addition to our services -  Hair and Now, our men's salon, is now open off the lobby, under the expert hands of Hollywood stylist, Mr. Dick Gee, recommended to our operation by his admirer and former associate, Mr. Billy Swallows of Suit Up. His talents, as witnessed above, show one of his client's recent trans-formations which took place right after Mr. Dick spotted him arriving for his first stay during check in, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse, on the spot.

Here's Mr. Dick Gee who models one of the au courant fabulous finds he's already discovered at Suit Up, and has found a fast friend in our own Mr. Billy Swallows, owner of that same establishment.

270. Under New Management - Loveless Truck Stop - Loveless Venue

Loveless Motel is happy to announce its most recent acquisition. The truck stop directly east of our property is now under the ownership and management of Loveless Corporation. Long-haul drivers are now able to park for just a few hours for free, or for a nominal fee, hookup overnight, and take advantage of our 24 hour café, toilets and private shower facilities and all the other amenities available next door at Loveless Motel. Also available are drop and hop storage spaces for those needing to store a trailer for longer periods of time from 24 hours to a week or month.

265. The Tubs at the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue

The Newest addition at Loveless Motel - The Bunkhouse is getting a bathhouse. The Tubs is under construction in the basement, but currently offers a wet room, lockers, and massage tables. Planned are private rooms, a playroom, TV room, a grotto with waterfall, and a gloryhole maze. Some of our office staff is providing personal massage services - inquire at the Bunkhouse service desk.

 

236. Aluminum City Trailer Park at Loveless Motel

 Loveless Motel is proud to announce that it has acquired the trailer court directly next door, all existing owners have been bought out, and we will start booking accommodations in 10 of the trailers immediately.  The property has a pool, bar, shuffleboard court, and social hall.  Some of the trailers will be dedicated to housing interns and employees,  We look forward to this new expansion.  

The Vagabond Bar at Aluminum City

Lovers Lane at Aluminum City

227. The Hoosegow in the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue

 

Here we have an exterior shot of The Hoosegow - Loveless Motel's very own detention center, located in the Bunkhouse. Why is there a jail at a resort? As Sheriff Buck N. McBuff says, "Fuck around and find out" He says "Drunk guys do stupid shit and we have to mainly protect them from themselves, as well as others. If they land in detention, we feed 'em for free, and, well, they're usually not in there alone, if you get my drift. In fact", he goes on to day, "I swan some of them boys will get into fisticuffs just to get thrown in, for fun"