391. Aluminum City - Ditch we now our gay apparel ... in the fog

Aluminum City residences are all decked out for the holidays, which makes it a great time to take an evening stroll. Fog setting in makes the whole proposition even more appealing - there's a wooded area at the back of the trailer park that's popular with guests who have discovered it. The word is, despite the fog, it's still warm enough to shed your togs as well as your inhibitions.

36. Oh NO! I shoulda called!

 Don't be the poor dick who thinks he can drive up and expect there to be a room waiting.  Always book in advance.  Our friendly staff is eager to talk to you and get you booked!  You'll know you've called the right place when you hear "Thanks for calling Loveless Motel Reservations!  What are you wearing?" Special rates may apply.