408. A box of assorted Christmas Cards from Loveless Motel

Head over to Hit and Split for this year's edition of Loveless Motel Christmas Cards - a box of 25 is only $1.50!  We recommend sending them to the friends of those you are crossing off your list this year due to some minor personal infraction, and signing each one "XOXO - Guess Who!"

229. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #26 - Nelly

 

Whoa "Nelly" or "Nellie"
What you say to
a pushy bitch who is 
working on your last nerve.

-1940s-

Generally, this is the beginning of a public spat from which neither of you will recover. emotionally or socially, especially if you include the "pushy bitch" part. Commonly regarded as an insult, calling someone nelly to his face is high on the trash talk list, publicly questioning his masculinity, especially when he fancies himself a top. But, as they say, and he might, "Take's one to know one." Touché!

216. Readjustment - Uncle Bob's Motto

 

Uncle Bob and nephew Bill are celebrating Billy's 21st birthday at Loveless Motel.  Bob's been hinting that he needs a little more room, and constantly having to readjust himself.  Some of the men on the beach found out that they are in room 222, and plan to stop by to help make Billy's birthday a memorable one, and assist with any adjustments needed by either man. You Crazy Beach Hut at the lake definitely has Bob's size, and Billy can tell you, Uncle Bob's motto is, if it doesn't fit, force it. 

Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #20 - Piss-elegant

Piss-elegant

An unsuccessful attempt at showing

good taste.

Pretentious

-1940s-

"Get that piss-elegant thing leaning on that lamp post; doesn't he know you should never wear white after Labor Day?"

 

171. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #18 - Glory Hole

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39. Cabaret!

This evening's cabaret entertainment at Footlight Fairies Cabaret (located off the lobby) will be provided by renowned musician Manfred Hautflöte von Ungeschnitten, who has just completed a season with the  Garmisch-Partenkirchen Bell Ringers Society where he was the artist-in-residence.

He will be joined this evening by the well-know avantgarde interpretive-dance team of Benny Goebels (l) and his schnukiputzi, Max Shickelgrüber,(r) (known to many as famed Female Impressionist "Heidi Hö", seen here recently vacationing  near their home in a festive suburb of Buenos Aires, Argentina