367. Reminder - Christmas Tree going up in the lobby tonight!

 

Guests at Loveless Motel are invited annually to decorate their room doors and may purchase various holiday decor, including popular Christmas trees and decorative balls at Hit and Split, our convenience store located off the lobby.  Too busy to decorate it yourself?  Hire one of our staff members to attend to your specific requests.

314. Two Balls at the Eight Ball Bar

This hot trio put on a show at the 8 Ball Bar the other night - the guys who had wandered over from the Bunkhouse got more than an eyeful in this Loveless Motel leather lovers hotspot.

285. Those Crazy Guys!

 If tight, fresh and low hangers are your thing, feast your eyes.  Summer is time for our Tanline and Tush contest at the lake at Loveless Motel.  The winner gets a lickin'.

284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots

You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel.  Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of.  At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free.

260. Party line at Loveless Motel

 It's last call on Saturday night and Mr. Right didn't show up, and Mr. Right Now just walked out with a willing pillow biter.  Don't forget, the Party Line at Loveless Motel is open 24 hours a day, staffed by our eager phone men to keep the party rolling. Guests booked into any accommodation get the first 5 minutes of a call absolutely free, and additional minutes at a rate that won't break the bank.  Call 1-900-LUVLESS now! What are YOU wearing?

6. Claim Your Spot Early!

 Lounging around near the pool deck is a favorite activity at Loveless Motel.  The early bird catches all kinds of things, least of which is  a vantage point.  Earl demonstrates his serious side as he claims his spot, ready for just about anything.