499. Friday morning itch - Six old maxims

Where is everyone this morning? Restaurants across Loveless Motel property report virtually no breakfast customers. Must be the Laundry room closure. Where there's smoke, there's fire. What goes up must come down. The bigger they come, the harder they fall. What comes around, goes around. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't fuck it, beat it.

494. Taking the Gloves off at After Midnight Arcade

Does he or doesn't he? Come meet our peroxide pugilist and find out at After Midnight Arcade, open 24 hours a day, every day off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  As a promotion, Francois will be demonstrating in person and signing autographs with his gloves on.  What else would you like to see him do?  If you wave some poppers under his nose, he'll take off the gloves, put some lube in one, fuck it, cum for you and sell you the glove for 50 bucks.  You can buy him a new set of gloves for 20 bucks if somebody else beats you to the punch. 

 

382. Toys for Boys demonstrations this weekend!

Stop over to Toys for Boys, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, for a demonstration of the newest item in our toybox, "The Intruder".  Every purchase comes with a jar of lube and a smile. You may choose to be the subject or the object of the demonstration. Absolutely no refunds.

214. Second Date

 These two fellows  met 2 nights ago at the Bunkhouse, and are now inseparable.  They're getting a room at Loveless Motel, enjoying even more services such as fresh designer linens, daily newspaper and evening turndown service.  And as soon as we catch the guy who's stealing the towels, newspaper and chocolates, he's headed straight for the Hoosegow!

73. Feeding Time in Room 222

Make fast friends and meet men of all kinds at Loveless Motel.  Taste your daddy. He's an executive, currently booked in room 222. The door's open.

 

50. Our Brick Patio

Once you've been fucked, you stay fucked at Loveless Motel