438. Invitation to the Dance

Even in the dead of winter, the beat goes on and it's raining men at Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby.  If you need a break, slip through the swinging doors in back of the dance floor and into the lush life that is The Mauve Tavern.  

Of course, if your look isn't up to par in the tavern, you'll be told to get the fuck out.  These bitches are serious!

355. I spy with my little eye - Fresh Fruit at the Mauve Tavern

You've just walked into the Mauve Tavern for the first time at 

Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel.

Once you answer these questions satisfactorily, 

we'll review a few expectations with you and you will be contacted.

"Who are your people?"

"Where did you go to school?"

"What is your profession?"

"Who's your favorite designer?"

"Who is Maria Callas?"

"What is your shoe size?"

"Spell Ferragamo"

333. Art Show in the Lobby of Loveless Motel

Our recent art show opening in the corridors off the lobby at Loveless Motel garnered mostly favorable reviews from VIP and nobody attendees alike. Everybody's a critic. "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like" said the framed subject. Mucho attitude was present all evening - BITCH!