326. King beds at Loveless Motel

 Our most creative guests will always choose a room with a king size bed, where you can become a daisy in a chain just about any day or night at Loveless Motel.

272. Rainy Day Arts and Crafts - Macrame'!

 Our staff is brilliant at coming up with things to do on a rainy day.  Last weekend it poured like crazy outside, and the lobby at Loveless Motel became a craft center, A popular medium was rope, and there ensued several clever demonstrations, including macrame', which these fellows created and have temporarily hung in their room until it comes time to pack their suitcases, in which case, the sheets will probably disappear too.  Just a reminder; they'll receive a bill for the sheets with a no-return receipt. If anyone has seen Psycho Randy, the desk clerk, please contact the manager immediately. Last time we called his phone his taped message a strange voice said he was tied up and wouldn't be able to answer for a few days, and intermittent moaning. In another matter, there is a spool of macrame' jute rope missing; if found, please return to the office.

237. Aluminum City - Full Hookup

Don't let the tidy appearance of this canary's nest fool you.  It's the perfect spot to start your day with some down and dirty dissipation 

217. Checking for Sand - a simple test

Opposites attract.  Men who love the beach seem to be attracted to lumberjacks and eggheads who rarely shed their clothing until they get to Loveless Motel. Our egghead friend here is trying to determine how deep sand penetrates if a man sheds his trunks and goes bare-ass on the beach.

166. Dorothy Draper - as white as the driven snow

Morning sex is the best, especially when your back is resting on a set of Dorothy Draper 600 count Egyptian cotton sheets designed by Mr. Color himself, Carleton Varney. The colorful pattern shown is called "Driven Snow" and can be found in our suites. Mr. Varney's apartment decorator guide can by purchased at Hit and Split, a convenience store located off the lobby

141. Get a Room - with a cowboy

Cowboys generally book into the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel, however this pair had decided to splurge for their spooge and get a regular room.

124. TGIF Happy Hour

TGIF Happy Hour gatherings at the Silver Bullet Bar down in the woods at Loveless Motel are well known for the clientele and results.  

117. Early morning priorities

 While you're staying with is at Loveless Motel, remember, you're on vacation.  Sometimes breakfast isn't the priority, even if your already dressed.

97. Tanline Target

No rush to get to breakfast at Loveless Motel.  Breakfast is served 24 hours a day.  We know you're busy!

 

96. Loveless Motel Success Rule #25

 Interns learn rules for success in business and in life. Loveless Motel Rule number 25 - Take your time before getting ready for the day.  Press down, thrust up.  

95. Foreplay on Fancy Prints

Bright, attractive decor and fresh linens enhance a romantic getaway at Loveless Motel.  These two men are getting to know each other in lush surroundings.

 

76. TGIF

 TGIF at Loveless Motel too.  That means the weekend crowd is arriving, business is up, and there's a reason to celebrate.  We're going in deep. Pillow biters welcum.

48. Extend your stay and ride it worry-free!

 Two of our guests met at the Sunday Tea Dance at Loveless Motel and John, seen riding Bob hard, decided to extend his stay Monday morning by just picking up his phone and calling the front desk.  All extensions are subject to availability.