Showing posts with label Stretch N. Spreadam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stretch N. Spreadam. Show all posts

Thursday, May 16, 2024

543.Yoga your way, I'll go mind over matter

Yoga on the beach is once again being offered at Lake Loveless at Loveless Motel, with plenty of balmy days in store before the monsoon season sets in.  Join our agile instructor, Stretch N. Spreadam, as he twists you into positions you never thought p̶i̶s̶s̶a̶b̶l̶e̶  possible.  Classes are free when you sign a simple form holding Loveless Motel and its employees and guests harmless in the event we can't undo you.



Inclement days are bound to happen, and when they do, you'll find Stretch hanging out in available locations around property - just ask at the front desk.  Ultimately, yoga will teach you to mind only what matters, and disregard pretty much everything else, including the developing crowds around your exhibitionism, or your willful disregard for those you might place at risk when you try to stretch an amateur beyond his capabilities in order to make you feel fabulous about yourself, Mr. Stretch N. Spreadam...

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

209. Yoga Legs

Don't be the guy who's embarrassed at the crucial moment when he says "Get those legs up in the air!" Loveless Motel has the solution: let our popular yoga instructor, Mr. Stretch N. Spreadam teach you how to attain the most complicated positions with ease. Meet Stretch on the pool deck every odd calendar day, and in the evenings at Ticklers Lounge where he is a bar back.