512. Lifeguard Try-outs open soon!

 

Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow.

 You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles or kazoos) or you may purchase a plastic souvenir gag whistle at a nominal cost, from the remaining stock of those offered at last year's popular Lunch and Learn lecture in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, "The the subtle differences between sucking and blowing" Whistles are randomly incised with either "Blow me at the Loveless Motel pool" or "I got blown at Loveless Motel" or "I got thrown out of the Loveless Motel Pool for blowing this whistle"

374. Motor Pool Jacks

Guests making their way over to the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel will find that the garage closes down at 7PM and is dedicated to an alcohol-free play zone, under the supervision of the Head Mechanic and chief hose handler, "Sparky" McMasterson.  Admission is free, and Sparky says no one leaves without being glad he came.

292. Motor Pool emergency repairs

Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.

215. Get a Room

 Two of our new hires over at the Motor Pool have hit it off pretty well.  They say their eyes first met when they both reached under the hood at the same time and tried to tighten the same nut. 

90. Mean Machine

 Finding the right tool might take some time at the Motor Pool parts shop at Loveless Motel-and our mechanics will take their time ensuring that whatever tool you need is well oiled, works for you and is just the right fit. Being on the road and having a tool you know you have personally inspected when you need it makes for a great ride. The Motor Pool has a great selection for all your travel equipment needs.

88. Shoot the Breeze - Tools and Shit at the Motor Pool

 Our friendly staff over at the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel will handle all your repair needs, set up car rentals, or just be happy to shoot the breeze about tools, and whatever else comes up.

87. Breakdown

Check out the office over at the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel, for handy pamphlets, travel maps, and vehicle rentals of all kinds.  We're ready to back you up!