456. Aluminum City Celebrates Chinese New Year!

In honor of Chinese New Year, some of the units in Aluminum City have been upgraded with new red carpeting and a stunning Chinoiserie hand carved rosewood chair with dragon handles; a souvenir teal colored enameled floor ash tray will be offered as a gift to the first 20 lodgers to book the units.  These same units have had their wall paneling re-lacquered in a durable lead-based formula and an exciting shade created specifically for Loveless Motel called "Monkey Jungle Taupe." 

In an alarming effort to offer an experience consistent with the theming of our little Aluminum City hutong, "Forbidden (Fruit) City",  an "edict" from Nic, the senior manager will  be handed to any qualifying lodgers via an unexpected knock on the unit door, dictating that men staying in these units must either have fully developed facial hair, or be clean shaven - nothing in-between, and therefore will have to have their nascent facial hair forcibly removed in a sudden visit from Dick Gee, our resident stylist and proprietor of Mr. Dick Gee's Hair and Now, located off the lobby.  Tickets to these surprise pop-up events can be purchased by interested onlookers at the front desk 30 minutes prior to each "home invasion" with all ticket-holding participant-voyeurs being asked to play the part of "angry villagers"

320. Rough Trade at the 8 Ball Bar

 8 Ball Bar at Loveless Motel is nothing if not the obvious place to be obvious. Is he a townie who just wandered in, or is he a Loveless Motel Certified Hustler? Ask to see his card, or take a walk on the wild side. Your choice.

282. Smokers Club at Loveless

 Those seeking a good smoke can head over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby.  The camaraderie there is undeniable, and newly made friends often get together in small groups to share a blunt of one kind or another, heading back to their private rooms to relax, swap stories and bodily fluids.

129. Loveless Motel Certified Hustler Program

The management at Loveless Motel is pleased to announce a new program.  For a fee, you may now advertise your skills on the door of your unit with a removeable sign.  Rates are available for weekly, monthly, or annual display. Stop by  the front desk and ask to speak with the manager. Pictured are some of the men who have applied and are awaiting approval by the management.