538. Dirty Pool Crew Takes a Break

 

Dirty Pool construction crew best pals take a break.  The remodeling, headed by Project Manager Rock Blockhead, is nearing completion and promises to fulfill the needs of those who need to get a load done, and have a brew and shoot a friendly game of pool while they wait for their laundry cycles to complete. The Vagabond Bar over at Aluminum City is currently the happening place for all who want to rack a set of balls, since the demolition of the 8 Ball Bar and Laundry Room. 

534. The Butler takes a holiday

Nic, the Senior manager at Loveless Motel, in one of last month's Monday morning staff meetings, started out by asking his assembled department heads a question. "I saw this headline in the paper last week- 'What is the connection of McDonald's hamburger chain CEO Ray Kroc, to the 1958 film Auntie Mame?' " "Ugh, McDonald's" interrupted Biff Wellington, head chef of Birdwhistle's Tearoom, "One of the waiters told me he worked for them when he was in highschool.  Whenever they dropped a burger on the floor, they'd just rinse if off and put a bun on it, and sell it to the next customer." "But you digress, Biff.  Pipe down. We have a group coming in - any takers on the question? No?  Let me read you this article" and he proceeded to read from the townie gazette. "Wait, wait!  Did you see Forrest Tucker's basket in the movie?" pipes back pushy Biff, "I hear he even has a name for it - "The General" "

 Nic glared over the top of the paper at Biff and began to read: 

"Patrick Dennis was the nom de plume of the author of Auntie Mame: An Irreverent Escapade (1955), which in 1958 was made into the film Auntie Mame, starring Rosalind Russell.

 Edward Everett Tanner III  is the real name of the author who, after a successful career as a novelist, left writing and became a butler. One of his employers was McDonald's CEO Ray Kroc, who never knew that his butler "Tanner" was the acclaimed author.  After having mastered buttling, he left Kroc's employ and has opened the Mame Dennis Academy of Butlery, and has graduated a total of 56 men over 5 years in that endeavor."

"The courses feature heavy instruction on manservantry, which includes becoming an expert on modern technological developments, and how to use such devices as they come to market. Here, an instructor points out the vertical hold knob on a modern television set.

Conducting field training, an instructor demonstrates to a student the use of gas masks, in the event of a national emergency; students are trained to serve the master of the house first, then the estate heir, and then the women and children.  Staff, of course, should always carry a handkerchief in the event of such an emergency, but it should never be visible, which would be a severe breech of decorum.

The course also features a lecture on stress management, asserting that even on the best of days, men in service can have moments of frustration with a particularly demanding employer, and feel overwhelmed.  This may lead to adopting an unhealthy attitude toward the profession and ultimately manifesting itself as stubbornness and a perceived lack of cooperation. 

At its worst, this can even lead to the adoption by staff of unprofessional mannerisms both in personal affectations and in attire, putting on airs in a misguided attempt to mimic the habits and style of one's employer.

Therefore, the school teaches that it's always best to take advantage of personal time, to get away with friends who may also be in service, in order to find harmony and a refreshed attitude for the return to work.

Upon successful completion of the course of study, students graduate with a certificate awarded, signifying they are now qualified tradesmen in the field of Professional Butlery

"Son of a gun", Biff says, "but what has that got to do with us.?" 

"We've received a booking for several men" Nic said "who gave as their occupations butlers, who say they are coming to us to celebrate their graduation from MDAB.  Just a heads up.  Not a whole lot special needs to be done, but I've always looked at that profession as a bit related to the hospitality industry, so wherever you can, make considerations.  It could be good business."

And so it was, and they have come and gone, having booked into Rooms 222 and 221, but not without leaving a record behind of their celebratory visit.  Like many, they asked Snap Wadmacher to take a few candid shots.

Butler for hire - this way for service.

One last visit to The Tubs at the Bunkhouse, before heading home and finding permanent employment! Upon seeing the photos, now on sale at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby, Biff quipped, "More like professional buggery..."

On location with Snap Wadmacher, head photographer at 

Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby

533. ¡Mi caballo es muy caliente!

Loveless Motel celebrates the rich diversity, culture and sabor of our guests - one of the gentlemen, Rod, in Room 222 asked for Snap Wadmacher to come in and do a photo shoot with some Cinco de Mayo props, and as luck would have it, Rod's a bit of a show off and has a sense of humor to boot. Vivid color and black and white film were used to capture the mood, hot horse cock and all.  Like Snap says, "What business goes on at Loveless is nobody's business but Loveless' business."

517. Three things for interns to to remember

Uncle Joe always inserts into his lectures during his intern classes at Loveless Motel "Three things to remember" and teaches this module as a class participation activity, and asks this particular class of nine men to form  3 groups of three by counting off "1,2 or 3" "I'm going to assign each group one thing to remember, and it's your task to illustrate to the class what each thing means and an easy way to remember it.  "Snap" Wadmacher will take a photo of each group showing us your interpretation. Here's the list! "

Okay number ones - here's your theme:

1. Always wear clean underwear, in the event you need to go the hospital unexpectedly, so that you don't bring shame on your family.

Number twos - show us this:

2.  A little brush with olive oil makes for a tasty crust on your buns.

And finally, number threes - 

3. Don't fill your plate too hastily.  In this house, we always make sure there's enough to go around for everybody to eat.

"Yes, Mother Joe"

371. How do you like your meat?

At Loveless Truckstop Cafe', customer satisfaction is king.  Whether you have wandered over to the cafe' from Loveless Motel or from Aluminum City Trailer Court, or just pulled into the parking lot with your big rig, getting your order quickly and just the way you like it is the goal.  How do you like your meat?

325. Blondes DO have more fun at Loveless Motel

 Proving the Clairol commercials are true, these blonde city boys have chucked their high-rise offices in favor of their low rise speedos and rented a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop to document their weekend, where they can get their collection developed in less than two hours. So can you, at Loveless Motel!

312. Trailer Trash Tryst - Aluminum City Exhibitionism

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285. Those Crazy Guys!

 If tight, fresh and low hangers are your thing, feast your eyes.  Summer is time for our Tanline and Tush contest at the lake at Loveless Motel.  The winner gets a lickin'.

275. Roger is signing autographs

 Roger, a model from Zeus Studio, heard about us through the grapevine, and will be selling and signing autographs on his latest spread at After Midnight Arcade, where you can watch a movie, buy the latest physique magazines, and bedtime reading.  We hear he likes blondes and redheads, but never turns down a good offer, especially when a second cumming is likely.

255. The right props for your lecture series

 Maps of any area can be had by stopping by Shutter Bug Photo Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Spice up your content in the Grab-Basket conference room with the right background look for your lecture demonstrations.

245. Pack a Pouch for your Beach Day

 Loveless Motel has a scenic lake beach, teeming with wildlife, including our special guest, Mr. Vic Seipke, who's staying in room 222