184. Today's Lecture - What you wear is what you do

In anticipation of a busy weekend at Loveless Motel, realizing that there are some small town lads among us for the first time, we have scheduled a talk by Hal Fischer in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located off the lobby.  After all, you don't want to find yourself shoved over a picnic table in the woods and rammed from behind by big Vlad, the Impaler on your first visit to the Silver Bullet Bar because you wore a navy blue hankie in your right pocket 'cause that's what you wear in Hooterville. Especially if you had planned to be the one doing the ramming. Or maybe you'd be fine with that, but the point is, you should know.  

67. Grab-Basket Conference Room - Loveless Venue

Lecture Luncheons at Loveless Motel are well attended.  Todays topic - "How long should your tie be, anyway?", presented by Mr. Hardly N. Uphatahl, our 4-in-hand expert from inhouse atelier Suit Up, located off the lobby.  Meet us at the Grab-Basket Conference Room, where a sack lunch will be provided. After the lecture, all are invited to a special knot demonstration at the shop as Hardly "ties" you up.

8. Spring Lecture Series

 This weekend, Dr. John Long returns for our spring lecture series, Your Penis and You.  You'll find him extending a helping hand in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located just off the Lobby at Loveless Motel.