528. Loveless Venue: Hockaday's Moneymaker Pawn Shop

  

"Let's open a pawn shop!"  That was the discussion among six nude hiking friends who encountered three balls sitting in the middle of an open field a year ago, at what is now Loveless Motel's Nutbush Campground.  It's not surprising or suspicious that guys would leave their balls exposed to the elements at Loveless - it was probably a group of  Townies who got caught in a storm and had to make a dash for it, leaving the balls behind.  But it was auspicious, as "Jock" Hockaday realized when he made the declaration to his buddies. Jock's pal Narcissus "Narc" Blatz, the beer heir and frequent Loveless guest, agreed on the spot to front the money, as he held the camera that took this picture.  As its sudden and silent patron,  the generous hophead had only one proviso; though he'd played with each and sometimes all  of the assembled group, the name of the shop had to pay homage to his favorite, and the papers were drawn up by Loveless Motel's legal team of Pounds, Butts and Bates, LLC, as "Hockaday's Moneymaker."  It would be easy to staff the place, considering the self-employed status of group members, each a Certified Hustler in good standing...even better in other positions.

The thriving business is located off the lobby and has a steady stream of pledgors, guys who are looking to get a loan to finance a night with a hustler, or a barhopping binge during a weekend stay, or finance entire vacations.  Most often the pawn tickets are never redeemed - the interest is a whopping twenty percent a month. Brethren, Hockaday's  has got you by the balls!

284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots

You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel.  Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of.  At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free.

75. Bartenders need breaks too...

 Even bartenders get federally mandated break periods at Loveless Motel, and that's usually just enough time.

11. The Party Shack Rentals

This threesome discovered that you can rent playtime supplies at The Party Shack at Loveless Motel.  These gents have rented a plastic tarp to protect the newly installed carpet in Room 222.  Sounds like they intend to get a bit messy, and those carpet cleaning fees at checkout are bound to do damage to your wallet, when you could protect yourself for a nominal fee.