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Sunday, March 10, 2024

480. The Department of Complaints Department

From time to time our office receives complaints after a stay, invariably asking for compensation.  This photograph was sent in by an irate guest who says that housekeeping provided his party with an inadequate solution for bathing when, due to plumbing issues during their stay, and overbooking our facilities, the guests were unable to use the communal showers at the Bunkhouse, where they had booked.  Offered to upgrade to a motel room at a slight discount, they declined due to their own budget constraints.

While it is true that we do provide portable bathing tubs upon request, Loveless Motel as determined that the small vessel in the photo the guest sent is not a tub we would have provided  The standard model, The Rub-a-Dub Tub pictured below, is much larger, as anyone can plainly see, and these were available during the guest's stay.  Furthermore, there is no notation on the guest file that a request was made for a portable tub.
Unfortunately the request for a freebee will be denied, and the guest's profile will be appropriately noted. As a gesture of goodwill, the management will include in its condescending and saccharinely worded "Gotcha" form-letter of regret, a 10 percent off coupon for a bar of soap, with an expiration date of April 1, this year.  Of course, guests with complaints should always bring these to the attention of management during a stay, and not after it, but often those things which need not be said do need to be said.  Timeliness of complaints is also addressed  in the teeny tiny fine print of the lodging contract each guest signs at check-in, however the attention of our guests is generally diverted elsewhere, as Psycho Randy, the front desk clerk is notorious for cruising new arrivals while playing pocketpool in full view of his mark during a guest's check-in process

Friday, October 13, 2023

327. Losing their inhibitions

 All of our interns must attend a class on their first day at Loveless Motel called Lose Your Inhibitions.  Many of the rural guys have never been to a disco, and our city guests insist on our staff being up to date on the latest trends.  Loveless Motel is no place for wallflowers.  In this case, a Chubby Checker record is selected and a volunteer is asked to shed his outfit in front of the class and demonstrate the Twist in the buff.  One by one, the others seem to always join in.

Saturday, July 15, 2023

226. Sizing up your Cowboy

 Sizing up your cowboy is an important step as you contemplate a conjugal mosey.  Take that step at Loveless Motel this weekend - the Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse just about measures up.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

159. Fluffer Intern Program




Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel is looking for interns who are interested in aspects of working in the film trade.  Our inhouse studio is looking for men who can motivate our performers by keeping them focused on the task at hand. The perfect candidate keeps a guy interested and gets him ready for the film shoot. Auditions are required.








Monday, June 19, 2023

92. In-Room Photo Session


Photography enthusiasts staying at Loveless Motel can fill all their needs at Shutter Bug Camera Shop, from equipment rentals, props, and 1 hour developing, to in-room hourly rate model visits. Rates vary, based on services rendered. Located off the lobby.

Thursday, June 15, 2023

67. Grab-Basket Conference Room - Loveless Venue

Lecture Luncheons at Loveless Motel are well attended.  Todays topic - "How long should your tie be, anyway?", presented by Mr. Hardly N. Uphatahl, our 4-in-hand expert from inhouse atelier Suit Up, located off the lobby.  Meet us at the Grab-Basket Conference Room, where a sack lunch will be provided. After the lecture, all are invited to a special knot demonstration at the shop as Hardly "ties" you up.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

61. Cliff, the Intern heads to the Bunkhouse


 One of our interns, Cliff, has been assigned to the Bunkhouse for the season, to make sure the men there are having an experience worthy of the reputation of Loveless Motel.  He's ready, willing and able to do anything to make your stay memorable - and we mean anything. 

Internship is a key component of Loveless Motel's  strategy to bring new ideas and energy into the workplace, develop talent and potentially build a pipeline for future full-time employees.  Apply today!