535. Cruising Bathtub Rock

"Do we own that?"  Snap Wadmacher has been out traversing Nutbush Campground, drumming up business for Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, snapping pictures of campers, and got as far out as Bathtub Rock - his new name for the unusual rock outcroppings before entering a glacial plain, deciding to leave further exploration for another day.  Now back in the shop's dark room developing the day's work, Nic's question was answered by Snap's. "If you don't know, who does?"  Another question for the board, undoubtedly.  Whatever the answer, the land holdings of Lovewhistle, Inc. are vast and the answer is that the corporation owns land all the way to the large outcropping just beyond the green mound.   Campers are wasting no time discovering various activities closer to the amenities and wooded areas of the campground, however. They'll be able to collect their photos in 24 hours for a reasonable fee.

Snap, snapping. Who's snapping Snap?

Tree climbing

Using a divining rod to look for ground water

Posing at the picnic pavilion for Snap, who has a big weakness for thick uncut cocks and nearly-shaved men and very low hangers

Birdwatching

Ass riding

Hiking

Slowly counting to ten, and then struggling to remember the names of the rest of the numbers

Forage Stew for breakfast

520. Staff Member - Publicist and Communications Manager Callum Z. Blabber

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476. Four Gents from Schenectady - w̶i̶t̶h̶ e̶d̶i̶t̶o̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ m̶a̶r̶k̶u̶p̶s̶

 

Responding to an ad in our circular, these four gents, occasional repeat guests from Schenectady, New York, have  sent an application and been approved to be in the big Nutbush Camp Ground Opening Day Parade and Celebration at Loveless Motel.  The parade will queue up in the Motorpool parking lot, winding its way through the property, leading interested guests past the 8 Ball Bar and Bunkhouse, up the road past The Stables, through the camp ground gate to the communal campfire area where participants will provide demonstrations and entertainment.  These fellows claim they are acrobats, aggressive and skilled at a number of feats  which will leave the crowd stunned, during which they intend to invite cooperative and openminded volunteers from the audience who will be eager to lie there and t̶a̶k̶e̶ i̶t̶ (respond) to a few c̶o̶m̶m̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ (suggestions). The quartet of junior factory managers has been practicing the concept on a collection of local h̶u̶s̶t̶l̶e̶r̶s̶ (GE union workers) who needed  ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶h̶. (a financial cushion to tide them over during the recent labor strikes), A few surprises are promised.

210. Strong gusts possible today...

 Loveless Motel has placed this note on your door this morning because we expect things to be a bit windy today.  We recommend not going out during the morning hours, and as a safety precaution, all patio furniture has been temporarily stored until after the dinner hour.