542. Poolside - No holes barred

 

Today we're asking the musical question: If a cowboy pokes his head out of the pool, what would he expect his view to be at Loveless Motel?  Even though it's not quite summer, some gents are enjoying the crisp, clear water, and the sights and sounds of the approaching summer season.  You may arrive alone, but you won't be unpaired very long.  We expect to meet your expectations at Loveless Motel.

These two pulled into the parking lot with their radiator overheated, and once they got checked in, parked the car over at the Motor Pool for a quick once-over by our team of qualified mechanics, and headed directly for the pool.  Once you're checked in, you don't need a ticket - there's usually a free show poolside, anywhere you look. We're not quite done with the musical questions: is it no holes barred or no holds barred?  We're using holes, so to speak.

416. Shit that will get you landed in The Hoosegow

As a reminder:

Guests who run afoul of the rules at Loveless Motel will have an opportunity to think about what they've done at The Hoosegow, located at the Bunkhouse. Shit like the following, but not limited to this list, is guaranteed to fuck up your vacation. Remember, there's a sign above the door that reads "Fuck Around and Find Out"

1. Talking to a lifeguard while on duty

2. Stealing from the business or from a guest

3. Creating a safety hazard, such as loitering around the Laundry Room entrance 

4. Hustling without a "Certified Hustler" certificate

 5. Being nude in a non-nude area

 

369. A Bunkhouse workout with consequences

A few presses and the view at the gym over at the Bunkhouse proves just too irresistible.  Men will be men at Loveless Motel.

334. Overheard: Marriage proposal at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel?

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252. Bunk Riding at the Hoosegow

So you fucked around and found out.  You talked to a lifeguard when the sign specifically said not to, and were caught.  You've been told you now have to spend a couple nights in detention in the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse with a number of other miscreants who just can't follow the simple rules at Loveless Motel. Consider yourself lucky.  The smell of bung and balls and a hard, relentless fuck will teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.

246. Beach Workout

 Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel

217. Checking for Sand - a simple test

Opposites attract.  Men who love the beach seem to be attracted to lumberjacks and eggheads who rarely shed their clothing until they get to Loveless Motel. Our egghead friend here is trying to determine how deep sand penetrates if a man sheds his trunks and goes bare-ass on the beach.

132. Book, Pay, Play, "Click!"

 When you book a Certified Hustler at Loveless Motel, you have an option  for an additional fee to hire a professional photographer from Shutter Bug Camera Shop to come in and take some shots of your encounter.  We provide here some recent shots of deadbeat guests whose checks have bounced.  You can purchase 8x10 glossies at the Shutterbug, or preorder the annual "Loveless Deadbeats" coffee table book just in time for Christmas, bound in Corinthian Leather, which makes a "loveless" gift! (A portion of the sales goes to any Certified Hustlers who may have been stiffed)