Friday, December 29, 2023

416. Shit that will get you landed in The Hoosegow


As a reminder:
Guests who run afoul of the rules at Loveless Motel will have an opportunity to think about what they've done at The Hoosegow, located at the Bunkhouse. Shit like the following, but not limited to this list, is guaranteed to fuck up your vacation. Remember, there's a sign above the door that reads "Fuck Around and Find Out"

1. Talking to a lifeguard while on duty

2. Stealing from the business or from a guest

3. Creating a safety hazard, such as loitering around the Laundry Room entrance 

4. Hustling without a "Certified Hustler" certificate

 5. Being nude in a non-nude area


 





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