458. Nutbush Camp Ground Salad Days

 

At the request of the chef at Birdwhistle's Tearoom, off-duty Officer Dick and his stalwart buddy Officer Rod have headed over to the nearly ready for occupancy Nutbush Camp Ground on an herb gathering expedition. Chef "Biff" Wellington prides himself on using local ingredients to make tasty fare which Loveless Motel gourmands say has an inexplicably narcotic effect. Trained as a US Marine cook in combat zones necessitating quick preparation and rapid relocation, Biff has a pragmatic philosophy in cooking and in life. Asked recently about the secret to his delicious Oxtail Soup, Chef Biff leaned over the counter, and with a confidential wink said, "Look, between you and me, not much, man. I just use whatever's available. You haven't seen any oxen around here lately, have you? This week, the Oxtail Soup is groundhog. Next week? Who knows! Git 'er done! Ooha! Semper Fi!"

441. Jockstrap thief (nearly) apprehended!

Aluminum City residents and guests were recently all aflutter over the news that a ruckus was going on in one of the trailers on Lover's Lane. Alarming phrases like "I caught you, you fucking jockstrap thief" and "Lick my boots, you little fudgepacker!" were plainly heard just outside the door by the pearl-clutching crowd. One of the throng asserted that surely the elusive local jockstrap thief had finally been apprehended.   As it turns out, Officer Dick had just paid a courtesy call on a seasonal lodger who called the off-duty constable to say his cat was missing and needed some help finding his pussy. Officer Dick is a community minded fellow eager to assist anyone needing help, especially men with wayward pussies, and is happy to oblige, especially when asked nicely, and especially if he can turn a man fretting over his pussy into a grateful little bootlicker, if only as a bit of role-play.  Alas, the jockstrap thief is still on the loose, but the good news is that Officer Dick found the fellow's pussy very nearby and the grateful bootlicker, the boots, and the paneling in the trailer on Lover's Lane in Aluminum City at Loveless Motel are all just fine too.

 

288. Mutual Frisking

 Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.

278. Local mystery cop set up speed traps Near Loveless Motel

 Some guests have reported that they have been stopped by a local traffic cop identifying himself as "Officer Dick", who offers to "let it slide" for "a favor".  Loveless Motel neither confirms nor denies that the "officer" in question is actually a guest himself.  So far, every complaining guest says they complied with the request, were not issued a ticket, and everything came out ok in the end.

274. Make our local law enforcement men feel welcome

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259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time

 At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City.  He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft.  We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long.

189. Stiff Punishment

Meet our weekend security team at Loveless Motel. Left to right, Officer Rod, Officer Dick, and Officer Peter.  They're local cops moonlighting for extra cash and a free drink per shift.   Don't be afraid to say hello - they won't bite unless you ask.  They have been known to toss a few guys into the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse for crowding around the laundry room. Punishment is stiff at Loveless Motel.

146. Friendly Varmints

Our local sheriff appreciates how nice and attentive our guests are - the only calls he has to make on our property work out pretty good for everyone involved. Bucking in his Bronco is language we speak at Loveless Motel

43. Officer Dick and Officer Rod

The local rangers often do courtesy patrols of the property and keep an eye on us from a distance, from time to time, especially during our Sunday Tea Dances.  Some of the men do double duty as security guards at Loveless Motel after their regular job shifts. They're friendly, and claim they don't bite (unless you want them to)