351. Roadside Attraction

What's the attraction to Loveless Truckstop, anyway?  You don't need to stop for very long for that question to be answered.  Just ask any good buddy you happen to meet, or talk to on your radio. Some guys don't even make it into the cafe, looking for a good zipper dinner instead, right in the parking lot.

349. Certified Hustlers available at Loveless Truckstop

You might even hit a dry spell at Loveless Truckstop.  When just about all your goodbuddies are still on the road and you get that itch, you might encounter a bit of trade dressed like a trucker, and be fooled.  No problem! Just ask to see a Certified Hustler card, issued by Loveless Motel. These men offer the best thing next to a full guarantee that you won't be taken for the wrong kind of ride.  Satisfaction is nearly always guaranteed, and you can always say "no thanks". In that case, just take a walk over to the Silver Bullet bar or the Stables area behind the Motel for a little bonding for free.