304. Sunday Paper available for Loveless Readers

  For those who just can't tear themselves away from the real world while on vacation here at Loveless Motel, request a copy of the local paper be delivered to your room daily, or pick up a copy of the Sunday paper only at Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby, where clothing is required.

300. Final Warning - NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance

 A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler.  There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

257. How's your weekend sizing up?

As the prospect of another boring weekend at home looms in your immediate future, the solution is staring you directly in the face.  Hop in your jalopy and head over to Loveless Motel, where you'll find loads of fun and come within inches of tasting fulfillment.  Call our booking office now!

66. The Pool Guy

Today's the day to relax by the pool at Loveless Motel where long poles are part of the standard equipment. Often a frequent guest during the winter months, where he holes up to write pulp novels, he checks in under his nom de plume, Hardy Rider.  During the summer months, he works the busy seasonal shifts in trade for lodging and meals. Meet Martin Cox.

19. Intern Celebration Dance Party

 These groovy guys are celebrating passing their internship exams.  They're ready for a red-hot summer at Loveless Motel.

15. Ginger Rogers!

 If strawberry blonde is a favorite, we've got you covered.  Stop by Shutter Bug Photo Shop and see our currently available models for your perfect in-room photo shoot. For the record, his name is Ginger Rogers.  We kid you not!  Forgot your camera?  We've got that covered too - for a slight upcharge. Rates upon request.  He can be had for a song.

5. The Fleet's In!

 The Fleet's in at Loveless Motel.  You'll find seamen no longer in short supply at Loveless Motel this week, and these randy lads are waiting for your bookings at Shutter Bug Photo Shop where you can rent a camera and the services of Barnacle Bill here for that in room session you've been dreaming about.

2. Shutter Bug Camera Shop

 

If taking pictures is your hobby, you'll love the selection of equipment at Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located directly off the lobby, where you can purchase or rent the latest items for private photo shoots in your room at Loveless Motel.