Mr. Billy Swallows and his assistant Dante' DeWitt have just received a shipment of comfortable "action" slacks in versatile 100% Dacron, which Billy says are "100% divine", at remarkable prices! Their atelier, Suit Up, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is well stocked and ready for you to come in for a personal fitting. Tape measure in hand, Dante' is always eager to know whether you dress to the right or left, and personally supervises alterations while you wait, time permitting. Stop by and get altered today!
Billy and Dante' during a lull in business
Dante' DeWitt, standing: "What possibly motivated you to buy two dozen pairs of synthetic stretchy slacks?"
Mr. Billy Swallows, seated: "The salesman was all over me and demonstrated his 'action zone', and made me write a check on the spot. Don't worry - it'll bounce, and they'll sell out before we have to worry about it, with this cheap bunch that's been in here lately. Buying absolute bottom of the range, so give 'em what they want!"
Dante': "Billy Swallows, you are SO bad...what are you reading?"
Billy: "Sports Illustrated, and I'm not reading, just looking at the pictures - love the jockstrap ads; but Sports? - eeeewwww."
Dante': "Oh, I know - I got kicked out of gym class for taking too many showers."
Billy: "What are you doing, Dante'?"
Dante': "Looking at this fucking chipped nail...it keeps getting snagged in my sweater - time to go see Dick Gee at Hair and Now, located off the Lobby. They have a dishy new manicurist. Dick said he does a good toe job."
Billy: "Dick got that report from me. Where did you get that wedding ring?"
Dante': "I was in town and had to go to the tinkleorium so I went up to the 3rd floor of Macy's, and well you know got hung up giving a blowjob under the stall, and while I was on my back looking up at Mr. Right Now, working his snack sack one ball at a time, he came, while he was jacking his cock, and he spooged on his hand and the ring slipped off his finger, and by the time I realized it had happened he had cum and gone, and there it was on the floor. I didn't get his name. Finders keepers, Billy"
Billy: "Nice souvenir - better take it off before someone freaks out."
Dante': "Jealous! I've already been propositioned three times today because of it. I just lower my voice and speak in one-syllable-word sentences while I readjust with my ring hand."
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