113. The Garbage Man

The Garbage man comes early to Loveless Motel. We're the first stop on his run - you'll hear the truck around 6AM if you're booked in room 222. He likes his coffee black and you've got 15 minutes.

68. New Sheets to be Distributed

Exciting new sheets will be distributed to several units this week by our eager-to-please housekeeping staff at Loveless Motel

 

35. A good tanline - Happy hour show and tell

 A good tanline is always a nice contrast to a naturally swarthy slab, but is nearly outdone by a winning smile.  Come show us your tanline at Happy Hour this evening, at Loveless Motel.

34. Secret Handshake

 You might think Loveless Motel guests have a secret handshake greeting.  While we can't confirm or deny, what's a little crotch grabbing between new friends?

15. Ginger Rogers!

 If strawberry blonde is a favorite, we've got you covered.  Stop by Shutter Bug Photo Shop and see our currently available models for your perfect in-room photo shoot. For the record, his name is Ginger Rogers.  We kid you not!  Forgot your camera?  We've got that covered too - for a slight upcharge. Rates upon request.  He can be had for a song.