395. Juices- Health Nut bar opens in The Tubs

One of our staff members in a recent employee confab recently related how he drinks carrot juice because it sweetens his spunk. Several in the meeting said they could personally attest to this phenomenon, and the result is that The Tubs has added a new health bar called "Juices" - and carrots are definitely menu favorites. Located in the two-level basement of the Bunkhouse, The Tubs features a waterfall, maze, private and public fun rooms, and a mix of men from Townies to military men, truckers, and even staff members taking a break from their normal daily grind. grinding their juices as often as they can. Juices is on the lower level.

392 Meanwhile, in other news...Paisley!

Packaged Goods!, your source for undergear, located off the Lobby at Loveless Motel, announces its recent acquisition of a warehouse full of paisley print longer length boxer shorts, ensuring the establishment will be able to offer these hopefully popular items for many seasons to come.  These all -rayon practical articles are guaranteed to cause a stir, nay, mockery, where-ever and whenever they are worn.  Don't try this in public.

317. You put your RIGHT foot in and you shake it all about...

 A foursome of fellows staying in one of our Fireplace Suites at Loveless Motel practices their act for the Fall Follies at Footlight Fairies Cabaret.  As a point of information, Group act contestants in the Fall Follies are scored on cohesion and the ability to follow simple directions. Your RIGHT foot.  It appears our blonde is compliant. Judges are not blonde.

The Hokey Pokey

280. Double Double

Perfect for two couples on friendly terms, or 4 close singles, our double double rooms at Loveless Motel offer plenty of room for your most inventive weekend activities.

255. The right props for your lecture series

 Maps of any area can be had by stopping by Shutter Bug Photo Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Spice up your content in the Grab-Basket conference room with the right background look for your lecture demonstrations.

154. That trunk up in the attic

That trunk up in the attic keeps providing added delights, every time we send an intern up there.

106. Bunkhouse Jock Parade

One of these guys called to book the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel for the group, and we're not sure he told the others what they were in for... We're pretty sure it was the redhead. They go EVERYWHERE together.

103. A Game of Horsey

 Sand Jousting (or Horsey) at Loveless is an impromptu sport, generally conducted on grass or sand, and typically after a few beers have been consumed.  The winning team, determined by which man/horse can keep his rider on the longest, has certain prizes it can claim, the benefits of which we leave to your imagination.  Here's a hint.