Showing posts with label shirtless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shirtless. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2024

478. How you gonna keep em down on the farm?

These gents are what you call organic queers. That is to say, that rural men do what comes naturally. Hours spent alone tilling, plowing, mucking, plucking, shucking, sowing, fertilizing, irrigating and whatever else there is to do to keep a place going, invariably are broken by incidents of body self exploration and awareness. Jacking off in the middle of your newly plowed field while seated on the tractor, while no one is around to witness or tell is a time-honored tradition, and a rite of passage for many, especially when they encounter fellow community men in the act. Curiosity eventually fosters action. Out behind the barn, the farmhands are taking a break for a short masturbation session, learning that its a lot more fun to do with a buddy what up until now was reserved for a farm animal with a nice face. And things are always made more interesting when there's a new hand who's brought into the fold. What goes on out behind the barn is a thing.

The man in the middle is a little more experienced and gets the Loveless Motel Circular that comes every month with news, gossip, pictures, and ads for special deals. He's convinced the other two to book a 3 day weekend and take the 4 hour drive over where he promises he'll act as a tour guide to fellow sodbusters Goober and Bill-Don who are wide-eyed at the prospect of seeing a place where what they do isolated on a tractor or out behind the barn is not the exception, but the norm. They've been told a little but not too much; their mentor has them booked into the Bunkhouse.  Pouring over the circular ads, they can't wait to see some of the fancy duds shown in the spreads for Suit Up and Packaged Goods! Land o' Goshen!, are there people who actually buy store-bought skivvies instead of making them out of feed sacks?


Monday, October 23, 2023

338. Dad and Son work as a team at The Stables

It's all in the family - these two men hired on for the season and will work at The Stables in trade for room and board.  Dad is Calvin, and son Buck are the talk and fantasy of many of the guests.  "Do they know this is an all-male resort?" They know.

Sunday, September 24, 2023

306. Celebrity Guests at Loveless Motel

Loveless Motel is the favorite vacation spot of several high profile Hollywood Types who often arrive incognito, often checking in under pseudonyms. Mr. Biff McTosser is a recent example. Shown here, he executes the secret wave known to only some of those at Loveless Motel, which translated means, "Hi there - don't I know you from the Mauve Tavern?" Psycho Randy is beside himself...nearly passed out when Biff checked in.

Thursday, August 24, 2023

267. John Gavin gets Cruised by Laurence Olivier

 Also in Spartacus, John Gavin hangs with Olivier in that bath house scene, and we're all hoping he drops the towel, or at least gets a shorter one.  Loveless Motel has contacted Gavin's agent and sent him a voucher for a week's stay in a suite - let's see what happens.  

Sunday, July 23, 2023

242. Butt Pirates have landed at Loveless


 Loveless Motel is aaaaarghuably overdue for a lakeside invasion this summer from some of the locals who live around the perimeter of the lake, in their pirate finery.  Word is that they, and you, will find real treasure on the beach, in the dunes where they're looking for a hole and a place to bury it, and at You Crazy Beach Hut where you can cruise the swimsuit section and ask for a private fitting.  

Friday, July 14, 2023

215. Get a Room

 Two of our new hires over at the Motor Pool have hit it off pretty well.  They say their eyes first met when they both reached under the hood at the same time and tried to tighten the same nut. 

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

153. A Tableau of Ruffian Labor

 When bills go unpaid by guests at Loveless Motel, we are not shy about providing work as a means of reparation.  The boiler room is a good way to pay up and work off some steam.

Thursday, June 22, 2023

112. Rise and Shine

Some of our units come with kitchenettes, and cabins come with full kitchens. At Loveless Motel, cabins can be rented by the week or month, and you'll be responsible for your own housekeeping.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

62. Bunkhouse Trio


 This trio of smiles staying at the Bunkhouse are heading over to the Silver Bullet Bar at Loveless Motel - they've just met, and Jimmy in the middle as told them he heard there's a dark room, whatever that is...