531. Experience is the best teacher

Certified Hustlers need to be kept in line - there's nothing worse than anarchy among call-boys, and from its inception, the program has had at its head one of the most respected  in the trade industry, Loveless Motel's seasoned Escort Coordinator Hank O'Hare. Often the mediator in some of the petty disputes between our self-employed joysticks, he's great at fingering an instigator and putting him on notice.  On occasion he has had to demand the return of a Certified Hustler shingle and certificate, an almost ceremonial event in which the perpetrator is marched into the office and presented with his picture and stats page which Hank has just dramatically ripped out of the "Big Book" used by guests to place an order. 

 "They don't come any better than Hank, " says his long time fuck buddy, Danny Kutwan.  The two men are infrequently seen together, making sure that Danny's availability is never in doubt, but on occasion, when warranted, Hank has stepped in if a guest has requested a role play routine that involves the client walking in on a Dad/Son Uncle/Nephew situation and being invited to join or watch. The two excel at that. Hank is always the in-charge guy, and they've perfected a scene where there's a detailed discussion about the benefits of masturbation, with Hank demonstrating, inviting Danny to unzip him, pull it out and feel his swelling cock, while reaching over to see if Danny is getting the idea.  In this exhibition, which they've played out before a gawker several times, Danny eventually gets rimmed and finger fucked, which always seems to get their observer off, without either Hank or Danny having to touch him.  The requisite "Oh Daddy" grunts and groans are usually forthcoming.

 On rare occasions, they've fucked, but that's extra.  There's a list.  One guy got so excited when they showed him the list of stuff they'd do, with prices, in the middle of the whole scene, that he came just looking at it, which made for an early work night with time for a late supper at Birdwhistle's Tearoom or an all-nighter at After Midnight Arcade

Their relationship is a balancing act. With the rest of the group, he can never be seen to have favorites beyond his relationship with Danny, because every Certified Hustler is a volunteer, beholden to no one, and free to move on at any time. Hank's good at keeping most everyone happy, and he definitely does that for Danny, in or out of his clothes.

519: Nutbush Campground Grand Opening!

 

Yesterday was the  big day - Loveless Motel has been working for months creating a campground to expand its spring, summer and fall accommodations and despite a forecast of rain, the big parade started off at the Motorpool, as promised.  Hard Tack manager Will U Bonus kilted up to pipe the assembled crowd into the campground, the parade winding down past the Bunkhouse, through the newly constructed archway.  On the shores of the campground swimming hole, a lone player answers Will's call.  A drum and brass trio escorted a solid line of VW campers through the Nutbush Campground arch, and the day was off to a perfect start.

Coffee and donuts awaited early arrivals as some of the staff from the Stables helped out to welcome the crowd.

Some of the campers wasted no time in exploring the amenities, like the group showers and latrines

A variety of shelter, from cabins to tents and trailers awaited eager outdoor enthusiasts

Wide open spaces to see and be seen!

One of THOSE interns was still  trying to get his rocks off...some people never learn.  This man is definitely a candidate for conscription, who will work off his debt as a Nutbush Campground go-fer, owed as a result of his failed internship.

First night draws to a close at Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel

459.Is there a doctor in the house?

 

Loveless Motel Dispensary has moved from its small quarters next to the Laundry Room (a locked closet with a first aid kit,  a few over the counter remedies such as Ex-lax, Kao pectate and castor oil, a stretcher and a straight jacket, with a clipboard hanging on a string, meant as a sign-out sheet), and is now located at 420 Tin Can Alley in Aluminum City, in a dedicated and distinctive unit, seen here, just arriving after having been purchased at an estate auction in town. The previous owner no longer has a need for the unit, as he was sued for medical malpractice after accidentally (barely) sedating a man who came in complaining of a bad hangnail and amputating his whole hand, and was found liable. But that's neither here nor there. Neither is the hand.

More importantly, the facility will be open 24 hours a day every day, under the capable direction of Dr. John Long (of "Your Penis and You" lecture series fame) His small team of medical helpers has been trained personally by himself, with recent emphasis on the extraction of lost gerbils. This new medical endeavor aligns with the Loveless philosophy of getting our hands dirty in every possible way on behalf of our guests; put another way, we aim to be all things to all lodgers. In the event that any of our guests need the services of someone purporting to be a medical professional, no appointment is needed, and fees are minimal, though tips are accepted, and barter is always up for discussion. You may walk in at any hour, and rest assured that protocols are nearly in place in the event an amputation is not required. Dr. John also informs us he is an adept anthropomorphic taxidermy hobbyist, but we'll save that story for another time.

 

379. Aluminum City tell-all

Destined to become a classic, this chronicle of trailer life right here at our very own Aluminum City at Loveless Motel is now on sale at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby. Lurid encounters, anonymous sex, what men do together after dark, and in broad daylight! It's all here, waiting to titillate your imagination with loads of excitement!

238. Aluminum City - Group Solutions

Plan your reunion at Aluminum City - Contact the groups department at Loveless Motel today! We have the perfect solution for accommodations for your special get-together: a perfectly appointed trailer! No need to worry about the guy next door knocking on your wall at 3AM just because he has to catch an early flight tomorrow morning.  Your vacation is still going full tilt!

126. Tits Ahoy!

The all-gal resort across the lake, Yodeling Canyon Campground, has a little catamaran with a putt-putt motor, called the SS Flow.  Some of our guests here at Loveless have asked if we can order one. These dykes are handy with tools and built it themselves!

80. Loveless Venue - Silver Bullet Bar

Come down to the holler at Loveless Motel and hang with us at the Silver Bullet Bar.  It's a little bit of a hike, but worth the effort. The surrounding grounds are kinda fun after dark. Watch your wallet.