Showing posts with label Packaged Goods!. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Packaged Goods!. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2024

478. How you gonna keep em down on the farm?

These gents are what you call organic queers. That is to say, that rural men do what comes naturally. Hours spent alone tilling, plowing, mucking, plucking, shucking, sowing, fertilizing, irrigating and whatever else there is to do to keep a place going, invariably are broken by incidents of body self exploration and awareness. Jacking off in the middle of your newly plowed field while seated on the tractor, while no one is around to witness or tell is a time-honored tradition, and a rite of passage for many, especially when they encounter fellow community men in the act. Curiosity eventually fosters action. Out behind the barn, the farmhands are taking a break for a short masturbation session, learning that its a lot more fun to do with a buddy what up until now was reserved for a farm animal with a nice face. And things are always made more interesting when there's a new hand who's brought into the fold. What goes on out behind the barn is a thing.

The man in the middle is a little more experienced and gets the Loveless Motel Circular that comes every month with news, gossip, pictures, and ads for special deals. He's convinced the other two to book a 3 day weekend and take the 4 hour drive over where he promises he'll act as a tour guide to fellow sodbusters Goober and Bill-Don who are wide-eyed at the prospect of seeing a place where what they do isolated on a tractor or out behind the barn is not the exception, but the norm. They've been told a little but not too much; their mentor has them booked into the Bunkhouse.  Pouring over the circular ads, they can't wait to see some of the fancy duds shown in the spreads for Suit Up and Packaged Goods! Land o' Goshen!, are there people who actually buy store-bought skivvies instead of making them out of feed sacks?


Tuesday, December 12, 2023

392 Meanwhile, in other news...Paisley!

Packaged Goods!, your source for undergear, located off the Lobby at Loveless Motel, announces its recent acquisition of a warehouse full of paisley print longer length boxer shorts, ensuring the establishment will be able to offer these hopefully popular items for many seasons to come.  These all -rayon practical articles are guaranteed to cause a stir, nay, mockery, where-ever and whenever they are worn.  Don't try this in public.

Sunday, November 26, 2023

364. Adjectives are a man's best friend

Adjectives are a man's best friend. When it comes to personal fashion, look no further than Packaged Goods!, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  Carrying a full stock of intimate wear from jockstraps to trusses, in a place where it's hard to tell who wants to do what to whom, these fashion pullovers will leave no doubt about who's boss at Smarty Pants Disco.

Monday, October 23, 2023

336. It's all in the way it's wrapped at Packaged Goods!

If you get home and realize that you missed your opportunity to stock up on great underwear at Packaged Goods!, our men's undergarment shop located off the lobby, never fear. Just write to Loveless Motel and include a 10 cent stamp, and we'll send out our latest mail-order catalog.




Friday, October 13, 2023

329. The well-packed guest

Forget to pack an item that's de rigueur at Loveless Motel? Not to worry - Packaged Goods!, located off the lobby, has the matter in hand for all your intimate wardrobe needs. Stop in for a helpful fitting today.

Saturday, July 1, 2023

167. Spatterproof

 This guest wanted his accommodations at Loveless Motel equipped with cooking facilities, and has chosen one of our junior suites with a kitchenette.  He likes his morning protein, and a couple quickly fried eggs, over easy, please, are just the ticket.   Watch out for spatter!  Protect you personal huevos with a pair of well filled Y-front briefs from Packaged Goods!, located off the lobby - safety first! And who knows; he may get a double dose of Sunday morning protein after his first Saturday night with us.

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

108. Stop by for a personal fitting...


 Active men need support. Stop by Packaged Goods! for a personal fitting, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. One of of our personable clerks will show you how...and how.

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

3. Longjohn Johns shop at Packaged Goods!


Coming in cooler weather? If you forgot to pack an item, stop by Packaged Goods, our shop for men's undergarments, stocking long johns, union suits, longjohns, jock straps, boxers, briefs and more, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.