526. New, New, New! Poolside Mats for the Summer / Menu Items!

Responding to an advertisement he saw recently in a resort trade publication, Taylor from Dallas, the Loveless Motel Junior Manager, ordered a pallet of 20 boxes  of 30 lb. Institutional Size Cheez-it crackers in order to get 20 free inflatable pool mats in the iconic shape of the savory crackers, complete with the center hole, and forgot to tell anyone about it. A few guests have already had the pleasure of putting the mats to use on the deck, and report that they do the trick and can be wiped down with a damp sponge if need be.

Challenged with what to do with 600 pounds of orange crackers, Birdwhistle's Tearoom Head Chef Biff Wellington told Nic, the Senior Manager, "The summer months will be prime time to move the "dainty" tidbits,"  When he heard of his wafer windfall he sent Nic an interoffice menu:  "I've taken the liberty of creating some sample menu items on a list that should make good use of the product. This of course, is just a start"

522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

 

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him once again.

"You'll have to remove all this shelving in the laundry room as well," Rock instructs the crew, pointing to the floor, "and rip up this old tile afterwards.  But be careful that you don't damage any of the laundry machines.  We'll be moving those to storage over at the Motor Pool until we build out the new space, so we can knock out this wall"

Rock works just as hard as any man on the crew - he likes to set a good example. A day's hard work has its rewards - the crew likes to yank his chain, and they frequently pull practical jokes on him, but he's a pretty good sport, as long as the work gets done on time. He's known for loyalty to his crew, and he's no stranger to an occasional pull and yank with a favorite after the shift. He says there's plenty of him to go around, and everybody eventually gets time with the boss. He likes to be efficient, so no hardhat is ever surprised when the boss starts blurting a crewman's annual review at the same time he's getting his hole spackled with Rock's big trowel.

494. Taking the Gloves off at After Midnight Arcade

Does he or doesn't he? Come meet our peroxide pugilist and find out at After Midnight Arcade, open 24 hours a day, every day off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  As a promotion, Francois will be demonstrating in person and signing autographs with his gloves on.  What else would you like to see him do?  If you wave some poppers under his nose, he'll take off the gloves, put some lube in one, fuck it, cum for you and sell you the glove for 50 bucks.  You can buy him a new set of gloves for 20 bucks if somebody else beats you to the punch. 

 

446. Sometimes interns don't work out...

Despite the best efforts of our Intern Onboarding classes and instructors, sometimes a candidate just doesn't work out. Experience tells us that we really have to watch it when tapping blondes for our programming.  A prime example is seen here; a classic difference between the literal and the figurative.  Never tell a blonde already struggling with basic concepts to "get a move on" - that structure is going nowhere. Luckily, we have a successful offboarding process in which a man can work off the time and money we have spent on him, and he'll have a choice of joining the housekeeping staff until his debt is paid, or becoming a Certified Hustler (pending the outcome of a rigorous interview process), in which case his debt may be forgiven, or reduced.

355. I spy with my little eye - Fresh Fruit at the Mauve Tavern

You've just walked into the Mauve Tavern for the first time at 

Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel.

Once you answer these questions satisfactorily, 

we'll review a few expectations with you and you will be contacted.

"Who are your people?"

"Where did you go to school?"

"What is your profession?"

"Who's your favorite designer?"

"Who is Maria Callas?"

"What is your shoe size?"

"Spell Ferragamo"

325. Blondes DO have more fun at Loveless Motel

 Proving the Clairol commercials are true, these blonde city boys have chucked their high-rise offices in favor of their low rise speedos and rented a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop to document their weekend, where they can get their collection developed in less than two hours. So can you, at Loveless Motel!

323. Meet our Construction Projects Manager, Rock Blockhead

Rock Blockhead has been the Construction Manager at Loveless Motel since 1989 and has recently lead the conversion process of the Loveless Truck Stop.  He also is responsible for ensuring that men who fail to complete our intern program repay their debt for food and lodging by working it off prior to leaving the property. He can often be seen over at the Malamute Saloon on his day off, hobnobbing with Sheriff Buff N. McBuff, looking for subject matter for his documentary photography hobby, in the hopes of hobbing as many nobs as possible.

 

316. Fireplace Suites at Loveless Motel

 When booking at Loveless Motel, request a Fireplace Suite.  Your new friends will be impressed with your ability to afford such luxury.  Every Fireplace Suite comes with a safe, into which you should place your wallet and keys BEFORE you go about selecting new friends to impress.

312. Trailer Trash Tryst - Aluminum City Exhibitionism

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264. Opposites attract

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255. The right props for your lecture series

 Maps of any area can be had by stopping by Shutter Bug Photo Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Spice up your content in the Grab-Basket conference room with the right background look for your lecture demonstrations.

244. Blondes having more fun

 Two of our guests rented cameras at Shutter Bug Camera Shop and took photos of their beach day at the lake.  Here's one of them in front of You Crazy Beach Hut, just after they purchased new swim trunks.

243. Gray Flannel keeps it all packed in

Come on in, take a chance! 

A little chiaroscuro for your pants!

Our Gray Flannel look at You Crazy Beach Hut, on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel, is a popular option  for those who like light and shadow, and a tight fit. 
 

215. Get a Room

 Two of our new hires over at the Motor Pool have hit it off pretty well.  They say their eyes first met when they both reached under the hood at the same time and tried to tighten the same nut. 

200. The hills are alive with the sound....

 The hills are alive, surrounding Loveless Motel. Stop by Hit and Split, located off the lobby, and pick up a light packed lunch. Jim loves packing his buddy Bruce, and Bruce can be heard (for miles) extolling his buddy's talents.

166. Dorothy Draper - as white as the driven snow

Morning sex is the best, especially when your back is resting on a set of Dorothy Draper 600 count Egyptian cotton sheets designed by Mr. Color himself, Carleton Varney. The colorful pattern shown is called "Driven Snow" and can be found in our suites. Mr. Varney's apartment decorator guide can by purchased at Hit and Split, a convenience store located off the lobby

147. Tastes like hay...

 The barn over at The Stables at Loveless Motel is a great place to sit back and take a load off....

109. Touch or Tackle?

This man has come to Loveless Motel because he heard he'd be able to find someone to play with at the beach.

72. Man down - Man up

You may have fallen, but you can still get up at Loveless Motel. Don't let the pressures of the day get to you - you are just a few minutes away from booking a vacation that will definitely uncork your stress and provide the tension release you need. Call Loveless Motel now!