389. Lobby Christmas Tree becomes Popular Photo Op

After the debacle of the drunken Christmas Card scandal, it seems the word has gotten out at Loveless Motel, and guests are requesting pictures of themselves posing in front of the tree in the lobby. Photo sessions are allowed only  between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM when the exterior lobby doors are locked.  "Snap" Wadmacher, ace inhouse photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop says his index finger is sore from all the extra action it's been seeing lately.  Here's and example of the result: Calvin is currently staying in room 222 and has offered to provide "Snap" with something else to do with his finger.

275. Roger is signing autographs

 Roger, a model from Zeus Studio, heard about us through the grapevine, and will be selling and signing autographs on his latest spread at After Midnight Arcade, where you can watch a movie, buy the latest physique magazines, and bedtime reading.  We hear he likes blondes and redheads, but never turns down a good offer, especially when a second cumming is likely.

264. Opposites attract

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204. Farmer's tan

 This man has come to Loveless Motel  from one of our midwestern states, where he works on a farm, driving a tractor under a hot Kansas sun.  It's good to be out of those levis and give the rest of him the exposure it deserves.  Take the fork to the left, just past the parking lot next to the Bunkhouse.

186. Local man makes good

One of our local men (a townie) has been hired by Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel. More frequently seen at Loveless Motel as one of the men on the garbage truck, one of our guests mentioned that we should look into hiring him on, after a chance encounter with him near the dumpster behind the Bunkhouse. "I'd have paid good money for that, but got it for free!" exclaimed the guest. The new man has a winning smile and a few other attributes that he'd love to show you in your next private in-room photo shoot. No longer a garbageman, he is now elevated to premium trash. Ask about rates for Frank.

157. Shutter Bug Camera Shop Special

 This week Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel is offering special deals on equipment to rent and take back to your room, or use our themed photo studios. Stop by our shop today, located off the lobby.

38. Keeping Safety In Mind...

 It has come to our attention that the door to the laundry room at times has become crowded, and that some of you are blocking access to an important component of our guests' stay.  Please do not loiter around the laundry room if you are not doing your laundry.  The management at Loveless Motel reminds you that easy exits and entrances to public facilities are an important safety feature of our establishment.  Thank you for your understanding.

35. A good tanline - Happy hour show and tell

 A good tanline is always a nice contrast to a naturally swarthy slab, but is nearly outdone by a winning smile.  Come show us your tanline at Happy Hour this evening, at Loveless Motel.

34. Secret Handshake

 You might think Loveless Motel guests have a secret handshake greeting.  While we can't confirm or deny, what's a little crotch grabbing between new friends?

30. Do blondes have more fun!

One of our maintenance men, "Bang" Bengtsson, here, can often be seen sunning himself in some remote part of the property or other, though no part is so remote that you won't be able to find him if you need some "maintenance." He's a Swedish immigrant who excels at saying "Hew are yew? Dew I know yew? Anyway, dew yew want to dew the screw?" and afterwards, "Are you threw?"

27. Fashion linens in every room

 

At Loveless Motel, our rooms are outfitted with the latest in linens.  This colorful towel can be found in all our junior suites at Loveless Motel. "Junior" not included.  BYO"J"

15. Ginger Rogers!

 If strawberry blonde is a favorite, we've got you covered.  Stop by Shutter Bug Photo Shop and see our currently available models for your perfect in-room photo shoot. For the record, his name is Ginger Rogers.  We kid you not!  Forgot your camera?  We've got that covered too - for a slight upcharge. Rates upon request.  He can be had for a song.

6. Claim Your Spot Early!

 Lounging around near the pool deck is a favorite activity at Loveless Motel.  The early bird catches all kinds of things, least of which is  a vantage point.  Earl demonstrates his serious side as he claims his spot, ready for just about anything.

5. The Fleet's In!

 The Fleet's in at Loveless Motel.  You'll find seamen no longer in short supply at Loveless Motel this week, and these randy lads are waiting for your bookings at Shutter Bug Photo Shop where you can rent a camera and the services of Barnacle Bill here for that in room session you've been dreaming about.