Welcome to Loveless Motel - using vintage gay porn to tell tongue-in-cheek tall tales about a fictional 20th century all-male resort - NSFW - Adults Only
That fellow wants you to put his bayonet in your sheath, but it's conditional. You'll find condoms everywhere at Loveless Motel. Pick one up today! (Housekeeping and our groundskeeper will appreciate it)
On furlough and headed for summer vacation at Loveless Motel, our soldier says he got off at the local bus station to get a cab to the motel, but needed to take a piss. Thinking he'd got what he came for, he reckoned he might as well save some scratch and just turn around and take the next bus back. Then he remembered the 48 hour cancellation policy, and so, dear reader, should you.
At Loveless Motel, we welcome our men in uniform, whether we can see them or not. The Bunkhouse is the best place to meet these men, who are always on a budget but looking for the best they can find.