512. Lifeguard Try-outs open soon!

 

Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow.

 You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles or kazoos) or you may purchase a plastic souvenir gag whistle at a nominal cost, from the remaining stock of those offered at last year's popular Lunch and Learn lecture in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, "The the subtle differences between sucking and blowing" Whistles are randomly incised with either "Blow me at the Loveless Motel pool" or "I got blown at Loveless Motel" or "I got thrown out of the Loveless Motel Pool for blowing this whistle"

411. Talking Dirty is my Second Most Favorite Anonymous Thing to Do

At Loveless Motel, the guy you eyed across the dancefloor last night is describing in detail how his morning is going. The party-line is hopping this morning, and there are even a few familiar voices. Nic, a senior manager, is also in on the fun. If your verbal skills are a bit rusty, or you're a bit of a novice, you can take Nic's class, held on any rainy Tuesday in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, entitled "Talking Dirty is My Second Most Favorite Anonymous Thing To Do"

383. Eager Winter Interns have arrived!

The winter class of interns has arrived at Loveless Motel and is now training for 2 weeks in the Grab Basket Conference Room, located off the lobby.  Our instructor's a hands on guy who will take a personal interest in the progress of each of these men who are eager to learn the ins and outs of the hospitality industry.

255. The right props for your lecture series

 Maps of any area can be had by stopping by Shutter Bug Photo Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Spice up your content in the Grab-Basket conference room with the right background look for your lecture demonstrations.

194. That 70s Leisure Look

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184. Today's Lecture - What you wear is what you do

In anticipation of a busy weekend at Loveless Motel, realizing that there are some small town lads among us for the first time, we have scheduled a talk by Hal Fischer in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located off the lobby.  After all, you don't want to find yourself shoved over a picnic table in the woods and rammed from behind by big Vlad, the Impaler on your first visit to the Silver Bullet Bar because you wore a navy blue hankie in your right pocket 'cause that's what you wear in Hooterville. Especially if you had planned to be the one doing the ramming. Or maybe you'd be fine with that, but the point is, you should know.  

120. Pickin' and Grinnin'

As if there weren't enough distractions already, learning to play a guitar at the same time someone is learning to play the skin flute ups the challenge. Loveless Motel offers guitar classes every Friday afternoon, and while you're pickin', you'll be grinnin'. Join these pickers in the Grab-Basket Conference Room

67. Grab-Basket Conference Room - Loveless Venue

Lecture Luncheons at Loveless Motel are well attended.  Todays topic - "How long should your tie be, anyway?", presented by Mr. Hardly N. Uphatahl, our 4-in-hand expert from inhouse atelier Suit Up, located off the lobby.  Meet us at the Grab-Basket Conference Room, where a sack lunch will be provided. After the lecture, all are invited to a special knot demonstration at the shop as Hardly "ties" you up.

8. Spring Lecture Series

 This weekend, Dr. John Long returns for our spring lecture series, Your Penis and You.  You'll find him extending a helping hand in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located just off the Lobby at Loveless Motel.