455. Loveless Motel is seeing Red

You might well imagine that Loveless Motel doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day. Faithless Lodger! Of course we do! But we also recognize the difference between recreational sex, romance and love! So here's hoping you receive a bit of all of that whenever you need to, but if you stay with us, there's virtually no way that you wouldn't receive at least one out of three. So from our founders, Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, to Booboo and Yogi, Happy Valentine's Day!

17. Howdy, Ke-mo sah-bee, How!

 

You can always find a worthy pursuit at Loveless Motel.  Our resident archery instructor, Manuel, claims a touch of American Indian ancestry, and he's looking for real straight shooters.  Join him down by the  lake every morning at 10 for a special demonstration. Many guests marvel at his conversational abilities, notably his frequent enigmatic cursing in "Indian talk",  and often remark that it must be tough to be able to speak Indian. He generally shrugs it off and says "It's easy when you know how."